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  • March 1, 2017By Tim

    A new way to help support Tim / Distorted View – Check out our Patreon page Which DV Youtard has been found on Pornhub doing horrible things to a cucumber? Australian in a fight with her cabbie An Uber driver in a fight with the CEO of Uber Cops vs. a crazy man in black

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  • March 1, 2017By Tim

    Top Of The Show: A mobile phone you can stuff in your ass This leads me to a brilliant new business idea A christian clock that will annoy the fuck out of you 24 times a day News: Another religious cult with weird sex rules and abuse allegations I caused a national slime shortage Subway

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  • February 27, 2017By Tim

    A new way to help support Tim / Distorted View – Check out our Patreon page The Academy Awards had a bit of a cock-up and the world collectively freaked Who protests mac & cheese?! Smell that shitty d Get a Free Audiobook and 30 Free Trial to Audible! News: The fake black woman is

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  • February 27, 2017By Tim

    Top Of The Show: Caitlyn Jenner is pissed at Trump A Youtuber records his everyday life tormenting his children News: ICP fan sacrifices her finger for no good reason Old people being productive / getting ready for death A man got thrown out of the mall for wearing short shorts A new way to help

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  • February 24, 2017By Tim

    A new way to help support Tim / Distorted View – Check out our Patreon page The smell of throat phlegm Tonight’s specials courtesy of a homeless crackwhore Rain Florence recently tried some uncut D NEWSFLASH: Alex Jones is angry Get a Free Audiobook and 30 Free Trial to Audible! News: Ken dumps Barbie All

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  • February 24, 2017By Tim

    Check out the profile of Piggy Raymond!

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  • February 22, 2017By Tim

    A new way to help support Tim / Distorted View – Check out our Patreon page Scripted television drama’s trying to sound smart about technology Puking on Livestream (Episode 761) The sloshing sounds of period sex Get a Free Audiobook and 30 Free Trial to Audible! News: Mixing racism, politics, and home improvement Buried penis

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  • February 22, 2017By Tim

    Top Of The Show: The legend herself, Linda Finkle, is back! She’s made a music video! WATCH! A porn scene goes from bad to worse News: A woman who smells like fish, onions, and poop A live enema (FOR CHARITY) A nailgun to the groin. See: A new way to help support Tim / Distorted

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  • February 20, 2017By Tim

    A new way to help support Tim / Distorted View – Check out our Patreon page I’m back from Disney! It was the happiest place on earth (UNTIL I GOT THERE) Milo Yiannopoulos is in trouble for some of his remarks, so I’m going to steal his entire act Get a Free Audiobook and 30

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  • February 19, 2017By Tim

    Hey Freaks! Yeah, I know it’s actually Sunday when I’m posting this, but it was hard to get to the computer and dick around with FTP stuff while on vacation. Here is the mini program that was supposed to be posted on Thursday! Enjoy!

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