On Today’s Show: ๐ National Sucker Punch a Baby Day is back! Celebrate this time-honored tradition by punching a newborn square in the face. Tim walks us through the proud history of this idiotic fake holiday and what it really teaches us about infant uselessness. ๐ต Phone Sex With Granny:Distorted View proudly presents an unforgettable
๐ง Distorted View Daily: July 8th, 2025๐ฆด Sextastic Tuesday: Knot in the Name of Love On todayโs exclusive Sideshow episode: ๐ฅ Iron Man knots up in Spider-Manโs boy-pussy during an unholy erotic fanfic mash-up.๐ณ๏ธ A deep dive into “Starker Festival Summer Bingo”โwhere kink meets comic book degeneracy. (Yes, thereโs knotting. Yes, thereโs a cocklet.)๐จโโ๏ธ A
Show Notes:Hey Freaks! Tim back with an all-new bonus Sideshow segment, and today we’re diving paw-first into a couple episodes of Love Donโt Judge โ YouTube’s favorite series profiling couples who really make you question your faith in humanity. ๐พ ๐ First up: a woman who believes she’s a cat. Not just a cosplay kink
On Today’s Show: On Todayโs Show: ๐งโโ๏ธ Mama Boo Watch:Timโs meth-recovering, meat-craving mother is wreaking havoc at her new physical rehab facility. From yelling about wheelchair tetherball to accusing staff of terrorism and drug mishandling, itโs clear sheโs not vibing with institutional care. Bonus: She mightโve been poisoned by improperly stored cancer meds. Lawyers, form
On Today’s Show: ๐ชOn Todayโs Encore Episode of Distorted View Dailyโฆ ๐น Harder, Harder, HARDER! Take a retro ride back to the 1970s with a sultry sex-ed documentary that definitely wasnโt shown in schools.๐น A DV classic: Tim explores the ins, outs, and etiquette of glory holes with a self-proclaimed expert named Mark. Spoiler alert:
๐ฅ On Todayโs Disturbingly Patriotic Episode: ๐งธ TOY SATANISM ALERT:What do He-Man, Smurfs, and La Boo Boos have in common? They’ve all been accused of harboring occult symbolism by religious nutcases. Tim dissects the latest moral panic involving cutesy Chinese plush creatures with mischievous grins and demonic energy. ๐ฅ ๐ถ SMURFTASTIC THROWBACK:Listeners submitted a forgotten
๐๏ธ Distorted View Daily: Bonus Segment โ Wednesday, July 2nd, 2025 ๐ฉ Timmy Boo is backโLIVE! And yes, itโs actually Wednesday. You can trust him, because President Trump is still president and Diddyโs Tootsie Roll dick just caught a mixed verdict in his sex trafficking case. How else would Tim know that if this wasn’t
On Today’s Show: Distorted View Daily Show Notes โ July 2nd, 2025 ๐ The Pre-Independence Day Brown Gold Bonanza! ๐ On todayโs Distorted View Daily, Timโs got your midweek madness covered with tales of crack-addicted prom queens, bioweapon-grade semen, ducks that dare to love, and toothbrushes from the Nixon era. This is what peak podcasting
๐ Sideshow Exclusive Tuesday Freakshow! ๐ On todayโs jam-packed episode of Distorted View Daily, Tim Henson checks in on a few of our longtime internet weirdos, showcases a brand new raving lunatic, and examines the next frontier of gender reassignment surgeries. Strap in, because this one gets wild. ๐ฑโโ๏ธ MEAD WATCH 2025: The Vain Lesbian
๐๏ธ Distorted View Daily: June 30th, 2025 Episode Title: ๐ข Poop Cruise: The Shitstorm That Launched a Thousand Vacation DreamsTags: Carnival Cruise Disaster, Poop Bags, Haunt Nuts, AI Metal Music, Prime Minister Dick Wars, Murderous 10-Year-Olds ๐งป Today on the Show: ๐ฃ๏ธ Plus: \ Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236