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  • July 9, 2025By Tim

    On Today’s Show: ๐ŸŽ‰ National Sucker Punch a Baby Day is back! Celebrate this time-honored tradition by punching a newborn square in the face. Tim walks us through the proud history of this idiotic fake holiday and what it really teaches us about infant uselessness. ๐Ÿ‘ต Phone Sex With Granny:Distorted View proudly presents an unforgettable

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  • July 8, 2025By Tim

    ๐ŸŽง Distorted View Daily: July 8th, 2025๐Ÿฆด Sextastic Tuesday: Knot in the Name of Love On todayโ€™s exclusive Sideshow episode: ๐Ÿ’ฅ Iron Man knots up in Spider-Manโ€™s boy-pussy during an unholy erotic fanfic mash-up.๐Ÿ•ณ๏ธ A deep dive into “Starker Festival Summer Bingo”โ€”where kink meets comic book degeneracy. (Yes, thereโ€™s knotting. Yes, thereโ€™s a cocklet.)๐Ÿ‘จโ€โš•๏ธ A

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  • July 7, 2025By Tim

    Show Notes:Hey Freaks! Tim back with an all-new bonus Sideshow segment, and today we’re diving paw-first into a couple episodes of Love Donโ€™t Judge โ€” YouTube’s favorite series profiling couples who really make you question your faith in humanity. ๐Ÿพ ๐Ÿ‘‰ First up: a woman who believes she’s a cat. Not just a cosplay kink

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  • July 7, 2025By Tim

    On Today’s Show: On Todayโ€™s Show: ๐ŸงŸโ€โ™€๏ธ Mama Boo Watch:Timโ€™s meth-recovering, meat-craving mother is wreaking havoc at her new physical rehab facility. From yelling about wheelchair tetherball to accusing staff of terrorism and drug mishandling, itโ€™s clear sheโ€™s not vibing with institutional care. Bonus: She mightโ€™ve been poisoned by improperly stored cancer meds. Lawyers, form

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  • July 4, 2025By Tim

    On Today’s Show: ๐ŸชžOn Todayโ€™s Encore Episode of Distorted View Dailyโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ”น Harder, Harder, HARDER! Take a retro ride back to the 1970s with a sultry sex-ed documentary that definitely wasnโ€™t shown in schools.๐Ÿ”น A DV classic: Tim explores the ins, outs, and etiquette of glory holes with a self-proclaimed expert named Mark. Spoiler alert:

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  • July 3, 2025By Tim

    ๐Ÿ’ฅ On Todayโ€™s Disturbingly Patriotic Episode: ๐Ÿงธ TOY SATANISM ALERT:What do He-Man, Smurfs, and La Boo Boos have in common? They’ve all been accused of harboring occult symbolism by religious nutcases. Tim dissects the latest moral panic involving cutesy Chinese plush creatures with mischievous grins and demonic energy. ๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐ŸŽถ SMURFTASTIC THROWBACK:Listeners submitted a forgotten

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  • July 2, 2025By Tim

    ๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Distorted View Daily: Bonus Segment โ€“ Wednesday, July 2nd, 2025 ๐Ÿ’ฉ Timmy Boo is backโ€”LIVE! And yes, itโ€™s actually Wednesday. You can trust him, because President Trump is still president and Diddyโ€™s Tootsie Roll dick just caught a mixed verdict in his sex trafficking case. How else would Tim know that if this wasn’t

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  • July 2, 2025By Tim

    On Today’s Show: Distorted View Daily Show Notes โ€“ July 2nd, 2025 ๐ŸŽ‡ The Pre-Independence Day Brown Gold Bonanza! ๐ŸŽ‡ On todayโ€™s Distorted View Daily, Timโ€™s got your midweek madness covered with tales of crack-addicted prom queens, bioweapon-grade semen, ducks that dare to love, and toothbrushes from the Nixon era. This is what peak podcasting

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  • July 1, 2025By Tim

    ๐ŸŽ‰ Sideshow Exclusive Tuesday Freakshow! ๐ŸŽ‰ On todayโ€™s jam-packed episode of Distorted View Daily, Tim Henson checks in on a few of our longtime internet weirdos, showcases a brand new raving lunatic, and examines the next frontier of gender reassignment surgeries. Strap in, because this one gets wild. ๐Ÿ‘ฑโ€โ™‚๏ธ MEAD WATCH 2025: The Vain Lesbian

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  • June 30, 2025By Tim

    ๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Distorted View Daily: June 30th, 2025 Episode Title: ๐Ÿšข Poop Cruise: The Shitstorm That Launched a Thousand Vacation DreamsTags: Carnival Cruise Disaster, Poop Bags, Haunt Nuts, AI Metal Music, Prime Minister Dick Wars, Murderous 10-Year-Olds ๐Ÿงป Today on the Show: ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ Plus: \ Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236

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