Hey Freaks! Here we go again! Another week starts and we kick it off with a healthy dose of stupidity. Enjoy! On Today’s Show: – The Ghey Is Responsible For Swine Flu – Forensic Tests On Inflatable Clowns – Genitals On Fire…AGAIN DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OH 44005 Voicemail: 206-666-4463

Hey Freaks! Back for your weekend bonus episode! Today’s show includes an insensitive re-enactment and a phone call to my dad about his funeral arrangments. On Today’s Show: – Gays Aren’t Man Enough To Read The News – Kids Poking Corpses – Hiding Contraband in Your Supreme Fatness DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OH

Hey Freaks! Back to end the weeek with the Friday show. If you’re Sideshow freaks you’ll get a bonus weekend show. Otherwise, I hate you… and I’ll see you next week. On Today’s Show: – Revenge Of The Glued Weener – Condiments Ruin MORE Lives – 18 Carat Gold Penis Pumps DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX

Hey Freaks! Back for your Sideshow exclusive Thursday show! Enjoy! On Today’s Show: – Magical Huffers – Don’t Let The Drunk Handle Pepper Spray – Fucking A Rollercoaster…Happily Ever After DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OH 44005 Voicemail: 206-666-4463

Hey Freaks! Enjoy today’s show. Remember: tomorrow’s program will be Sideshow exclusive. Non paying freaks will get a Best-Of show. Sign up for the Sideshow and you’ll nab Thursday’s new program. On Today’s Show: – Madder Than Chicken Grease – Pee In The Tub kthnx – Seeping Corpse Wounds At The Funeral DISTORTED VIEW PO

Hey Freaks! Back with an extended show for you today! If you’re Sideshow freaks you’ll get additional content. Not a member? Sign up now! On Today’s Show: – Liquid Weed, Man! – Kittens Gave Me Brain Damage – Dick and Nuts No More DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OH 44005 Voicemail: 206-666-4463

Hey Freaks! Let’s do it all over again! Enjoy the Monday show! Not a Sideshow member? Sign up right now! On Today’s Show: – Shrubs, Tarts, And Facebook. WTF – Cremation Heads – Bleached By Harry Potter Nerds Links: Chris Chan Wiki: The Definitive Sonichu Resource DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OH 44005 Voicemail:

Hey Sideshow Freaks! Enjoy today’s exclusive bonus episode! On Today’s Show: – Donkey Bras – Meth For Breakfast – Glued Penises Links: The V-String: It’s like a bizarro world strap-on DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OH 44005 Voicemail: 206-666-4463

Hey Freaks! Enjoy today’s show! On Today’s Show: – Diet Pepsi Sweetened With Rat Corpses – Racist Statements Not From A Racist – The Game Of Monopoly Ruins Another Life DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OH 44005 Voicemail: 206-666-4463

Hey Freaks! Back for the Thursday show. I posted a new videocast yesterday, so if you want to check it out, make sure to sign up for the Sideshow. On Today’s Show: – Steak With A Side of Sanitary Pads – More Hood Rat Stuff – Adult Doggy Toys DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA,