Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Wednesday program! On Today’s Show: – The Legend of Old Banjo Throat – Nude Hamburgler Robble Robbled Some Fries – KKK Advertising to Blacks Links: The Kush: Boob Pillow Fizzled Out: My Soda Blog The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441

Hey Freaks! As promised, back with another show just for you Sideshow freaks! Enjoy! – Hey Fuckwit, Get Me Another Beer, Queer. – Pot Smoking Mailmen – The Starchild is a LIE DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OH 44005 Voicemail: 206-666-4463

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the first of two new Tuesday shows. Of course, if you want to hear the bonus episode, all you need to do is sign up for the Sideshow. On Today’s Show: – China Says No To Love Land – Why Am I In The Dryer? – Your Husband Is a Porn Star

Hey Freaks! Starting off a brand new week with DV! I posted a Youtube video yesterday, and a new one is popping up today. Make sure to subscribe, rate, and comment and you could win a Chumby! A bonus episode was posted on Sunday for Sideshow freaks, and another is planned for tomorrow. Sign up

Hey Freaks! Back with your Sideshow exclusive show this weekend! enjoy! – What Ruined The Arby’s Toilet? – Cock Rot – Letting Your Penis Breathe Links: Yelp: The Greatest Reviewer EVAR DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OH 44005 Voicemail: 206-666-4463

Hey Freaks! Look I’m back with another show for you. Yeah, it’s a day late, but the good news is: It’s a W-E-E-K-E-N-D show! Sideshow freaks will get a bonus episode tomorrow. New Youtube video was posted! On Today’s Show: – Getting Even With Your Dead Dad – The Monkey Wars Draw Near – Puppy

Hey Freaks! Back for the Thursday show! Enjoy all of the stupidity. Today’s program is extended for Sideshow freaks, so if you’re a member, you’ll get nearly an hour of DV today. On Today’s Show: – Bamboozled By Cap’n Crunch – Goddamn Flies – Inmate Jerks Off To Animal Loves Links: The New New New

Hey Freaks! Enjoy today’s dose of stupidity. Sign up for the Sideshow and grab yesterday’s bonus episode and all the great content being updated weekly. Don’t forget to also subscribe to my YouTube videos. A new one will be popping up soon. On Today’s Show: – As Mad As Fish Grease! – Chinese Corpse Brides

Hey Freaks! Back for a Sideshow exclusive show! Enjoy! On Today’s Show: – Wearing Grannies Stockings – Maggot Weddings – You Burned My Cockhead Off Links: Youtube Account: New DV Videos! DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OH 44005 Voicemail: 206-666-4463

Hey Freaks! Today I have a bonus episode planned for Sideshow freaks. Not a member? Sign up now! Don’t forget to also subscribe to my YouTube videos. A new one will be popping up soon. On Today’s Show: – As Mad As Fish Grease! – Chinese Corpse Brides – Flushing Puppies Links: Youtube Account: New