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Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Thursday show! Want to hear more DV today? Sign up for the Sideshow and you’ll get to hear all of the Freak-Off Updates. It’s just another little experiment. If you like it, I’ll do more. On Today’s Show: – President Bush, Made Out Of Labias – Beer Stealing Naked Hula Dancers

Hey Freaks! Back with your Wednesday dose of Distorted View! Enjoy the audio stupidity! Tomorrow for Sideshow members is the first ever Freak-Off! DV mini-shows all day long. Sign up now so you can hear it all. On Today’s Show: – Legless DUI – The Worlds Largest Collection of Penises – Flushing A Giant, Stinky

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Tuesday show! If you’re not a Sideshow member, sign up now and check out the brand new video that was posted. On Today’s Show: – Freeing The Testicles – Are you Dead Yet? – Ripping The Scrotal Sack Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX!

Hey Freaks! Let’s cut the shit right now and get down to business. It’s a busy week here at DV: exclusive shows, extended programs, videos, etc etc. Sign up now to the Sideshow so you don’t miss one juicy cum fart. On Today’s Show: – Heil Pizza – Brotherly Sex Raping/Swapping – (Polite?) Vampire Sex

Hey Freaks! I got your weekend show right here! Now I’m off to work on the videocast. Enjoy and I’ll see you back for the Monday show. Enjoy! On Today’s Show: – Man Bites Snake – More Stabby Sex – Stripping in the Courthouse Have something you think I might like? Send it to the

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Hey Freaks, Enjoy the Thursday program! Sign up for the Sideshow and get all sorts of exclusive shows, extended programs, and more! On Today’s Show: – Tits and Grass – Legal Upskirt Pics – Is A Dildo a Deadly Weapon Links: Rick Roll: Chocolate Rain Edition Cartoon Allstars: The Muppet Babies and Papa Smurf Join

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show! Not a member of the Sideshow? Sign up now and make my digget hoawd. On Today’s Show: – Flaming Penis – (Naked) Hammer Time – Porn Homework? Links: Fat Man: Shit Stains Fat Man: Eating Cheese Blocks Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX!

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Tuesday show! Sorry for it being posted so late but I (insert lie here). We try a new Sextastic Tuesday. Like it? Hate it? Let me know what you think. On Today’s Show: – LSD Pizza – Charity Blow Jobs – Pissing on Lady Luck Have something you think I might