Hey Freaks! Hope you guys had a great weekend! Enjoy the show, and remember to keep sending those strange/funny audio and video clips, newstips, and voicemails. On Today’s Show: – Poop in the Pool – Bloody Stool – Penis Cutter Links: Perez Hilton: ’round the clock Britney coverage PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX

Hey Freaks! As promised, here is your weekend show! – Emo Cutters! – Baby Bones – Stem Cell Titties!!! PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 1115 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005 Email: show@distortedview.com Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Podcast Alley: Clinging on to the top 10 like a dingleberry Digg.com: Digg Distorted View. It’s Fresh Perked

Hey Freaks, It’s still Friday in California for like 6 more minutes! I made it! Enjoy the program, and if you’re a sideshow member, enjoy the extended program today and the upcoming weekend program! On Today’s Show: – Stabby Sex – Glued-On Puppy Ears – Burning Prostitutes Links: Don Lapre: Make Millions! Cracked: Top 5

Hey Freaks! I’ve got a really fun show for you today. Lot’s of great shit packed in a tight 28 minute podcast. For you Sideshow members, I said on the show the video would not be on the feed, but I think I figured out a way to convert the file, so it WILL be

Hey Freaks! Happy Valentine’s Day! Does someone out there want to be my valentine? I’ve got a jacuzi room and a hairy ass with your name on it. Enjoy the extended show I’ve got for you today! Want to hear EVERYTHING? Join the Sideshow! On Today’s Show: – Zoo Sex Tours! – Talking Urinals –

Hey Freaks! Wow, the clusterfuck continues! I had this show ready for you at around 5:00am, but naturally my cable went out. So blah. enjoy the show. Since I taped it so late, I was feeling a little sleep-deprived and loopy. On Today’s Show: – Baked Puppy – Teaching Your Child Sex By Example –

Hey Freaks! Have I ever lied to you (don’t answer that). I’m back with the Friday show! Ok, it’s STILL Friday on the West Coast, so shut up. Enjoy the insanity! The DV Sideshow continues to improve! I have the member-only RSS feed up and running! What are you waiting for? Sign up now! On