Hey Freaks! Enjoy the podcast! I’ve got nothing else. On Today’s Show: – Nailing your testicles – Dismembering your (now ex) girlfriend – Dildo Thief! Links: MiniPops: Awful and Awfuler Join the freaks in the live chatroom: irc.quakenet.org/distortedview Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX 351 Worthington, Ohio 43085 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Email: show@distortedview.com Podcast Alley: Throw

Hey Freaks! Back for the Wednesday program! Thanks for all of the E-mail/Voicemails. Keep them coming! Enjoy today’s show! Or don’t. I don’t fucking care. On Today’s Show: – The Testicle Festival! – Who Stole My Teeth!? – Newest fake affliction: Web-Rage Links: Nobody Likes Onions: Letting the Eagle Soar Whore Hole: Hot and Mess,

Hey Freaks! I’m back with the Tuesday show! I’ve got a brand new listener-written Sextastic Tuesday story for you. Enjoy the stupidity! On Today’s Show: – Shooting your Fiance – Shitting in the classroom – Banging goats Join the freaks in the live chatroom: irc.quakenet.org/distortedview Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX 351 Worthington, Ohio 43085

Hey Freaks! It’s time to start a brand new week of audio stupidity! I’ve got a very musical edition of DV for you today, as we start the week off with a brand new Linda Finkle Hall of Fame nominee! Enjoy the show! On Today’s Show: – A Disney Orgy – A melty face crack

Hey Freaks! Back for the Thursday show! I’ve got nothing to add here, so I’ll just say enjoy the show and remember to clean your foreskin. I’m sick of reminding you. P.S. ClickGrid is STILL down. The guys over there told me it’ll be back up soon. On Today’s Show: – Doggy’s Chew Toy is

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the program today! I got a flood of voicemails, and while I can’t play them all on the program, I definately listen to each of them. If you have a crazy/bizarre news tip, or just some funny audio or video, Email me! On Today’s Show – Lightning Crashes out a woman’s asshole

Hey Freaks! I’m back with a brand new edition of Sextastic Tuesday! Enjoy! Don’t forget to voicemail me. I try and play a bunch of them at the end of every program. Also, try the potato chowder. It’s the best in town. The guys over at the ClickGrid are still having server issues. It’ll be

Hey Freaks! Back after another long weekend. It’s time to get back down to business. Enjoy the show today, and let me know how you feel about the album artwork I’ve been adding. P.S. Andy from the ClickGrid service told me they were having a few problems with their server. It’ll be back up soon.