Hey freaks! Thanks for checking out the podcast! It’s a good one today, and that’s a Tim Henson Promise(tm). The links still aren’t working because I’ve been busy all this week glued to VH-1’s I Love The 90’s with my friends as we sip on quintessential 90’s alcoholic beverage Zima. It’s NNASSSTY but I wouldn’t

Back here for your hump day show! What else can I say? On Today’s Show: -Killing your mother with the help of your neighbors pit bulls. While I read this on the show I realized it isn’t so much funny as it is tragic. And we all have a good chuckle over that. -Which celebrity

Hey Freaks! Website update: I guess on some computers the page looks like crap, while on others it looks pretty good. So, I’ll be tweaking the site’s nipples during the next few days, getting the links (finally) working, and making it pretty for all to see! Now let’s get to the important stuff! On Today’s

Welcome back, everybody! Hope you all had a great weekend. I haven’t had any takers on our “Buy Tim A Brand New Car” contest, so I have to urge all of you to enter the drawing…and enter quickly. I need a car. Or a scooter (electric) On Today’s Show: -How could you possibly get a

It’s the big Friday show and boy is it a doozey! On Today’s Show: -DV NEWS FLASH: People are allowed to have sex in Sweden. Specifically loud, rocking, tit-slapping, stinky sex. Swedish sex is nnnnaaughty. -Abe Lincoln is a homosexual! It’s true becuase some author says it is. Oh, and Distorted View has the original

What a day. It was awful. Listen to the show to learn all about my crappy life! Despite my grave misfortunes, I’m back with another dose of Distorted View for you! On Today’s Show: -Police shock the shit out of a nude jogger after repeated attempts of apprehending him -Granny seals her eyes shut when

Hey Freaks! The week is just rolling right along, and Distorted View is here to document some of the world’s stupidity that you probably haven’t heard about: On Todays Show: – Pig Roasting in your house. Sure, it sounds like a good idea, but tune in to today’s show to hear why it might be

Hey freaks! Check out the new page! Pretty snazzy, huh? Yeah, well, the links don’t work. So don’t try clicking on any of the navigation pages, because you’ll get a big fat 404 error. Give me a day or two to iron it all out. Now for the impoart stuff: On Todays Distorted View Daily:

Heya Freaks! It’s Monday. I know, I know, it sucks. Most likely it’s the start of the work or school week for you, but fear not! Uncle Tim is here with another daily dose of DV for you to help turn that frown upside down…or at least to take that 9mm out of your mouth.

It’s Friday! Everybody is working for the weekend, baby. Not me, though. We don’t do shows on the weekend. So this is all you get until Monday. On Today’s Show: -Don’t use your toilet brush on yourself -Rat Posion your way to lead-cashier -Tough love for your troubled teen now includes a hammer to the