November 23, 2005By Tim
Hey Freaks! What a jam packed show for you today! I’ve got your crazy bizarre news, an entertainmnet update, audio from religious nutso’s, and brand new weird gay porn sounds! What more could you possibly ask for in a podcast…aside from intelligence? On Today’s Show: – Tasering genitals – Yeah, God totally told me it
November 22, 2005By Tim
Hey Freaks, Wow! Quite a show for you today, freaks! In addition to the crazy news and a Sextastic Tuesday story, today’s show features an appearance by my mom! That’s right! Mother Henson stops by to play “What’s That Sound” On Today’s Show: – My mother the Frozen Ice Box – Pissing your pants and
November 21, 2005By Tim
Hey Freaks! Back to start a brand new week of Distorted View! Remember: the best way to help out the show (aside from sending me loads of cash) is to spread the word about Distorted View! Talk it up to your online fuckpals and real-life friends! If you do, God will smile upon you. On
November 19, 2005By Tim
Hey Freaks! Can you believe it? Can you FEEEL the excitement in the air? It’s time for a brand new episode of DV! On a Saturday!? You bet your sweet ass! Enjoy this rare weekend edition, and we’ll be back on Monday to start a whole new week! On Today’s Show: – Iced Urine –
November 18, 2005By Tim
Hey Freaks! I feel like death, but I try to “bring home the funny”. I don’t even fucking know what that means. Don’t forget, I will be back tomorrow for a rare Saturday show! I figured I took enough time off this month, so it’s time to give a little bit back. On Today’s Show:
November 17, 2005By Tim
Hey Freaks! It’s thursday and I’m back to the loud, screaming Tim that you know and love. Fuck my upstairs neighbor! It’s all about the comedy. On Today’s Show: – Ripping Off Testicles – Fucking Inanimate Objects – Setting Human Brains on Fire Anyone have any tips for conquering sore throats? Email me! Links: PK&J
November 16, 2005By Tim
Hey Freaks! Finally, I’m back with a new show for you! See, I gave you a taste of what a world without DV would be like, and many of you E-mailed me saying you were ready to “break”. Keep that in mind when I ask you for money 🙂 By the way, please take a
November 15, 2005By Tim
Hey Freaks! I’m back from California! Unfortunately, I was planning to record the show late (it’s after 2:30am) and my upstairs neighbor keeps pounding on the floor and screaming for me to shut the fuck up. So, we WILL do a new show, however, it’ll have to wait until the afternoon. As of right now,
November 10, 2005By Tim
Hey Freaks! This is it! Last show for the week because I’m flying to California in like 5 hours. I wanted to do something special, so we’ve got one hell of a Sextastic story for you! On Today’s Show: – Toe Suckers! – Revenge of the Glue Toilet Seat Guy! – The meaning of slinder
November 9, 2005By Tim
Hey Freaks! It’s another strange show! Yesterday had me freaking out on the air, and today’s show is fucked up because of the weather. I had to cut the show short because of a bunch of power outages that were caused by t-storms. Still, it’s a great 10 or 11 minutes of bizarre shit. On