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  • December 22, 2023By Tim

    On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 03:32:20 A Christmasy Thank You From Me – DV is Almost 20 10:06:03  On The Nut Hunt With Lord Douche 11:53:12  A New Annoying Twist In The Air Fryer Saga  15:04:19  A DV Pussy Perish Remix! 16:49:11  Two More “Special” Holiday Songs  20:11:18  The Algorithm Caught On To My Musical

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  • December 21, 2023By Tim

    On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:53:23 Mariah Carey Has to Sneeze 04:37:24 Christmas Classics Played On Recorder 09:08:20 Meade’s Tips On How To Act Masculine 21:52:09 Karen Tries To Stir Shit Up 27:18:07 Thank You, Sideshow Freaks! 27:45:10 Elf On The Shelf But With Testicles 32:23:02 Another Dildo Wielding Home Invader 35:54:19 A Collectible Crackpipe

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  • December 20, 2023By Tim

    On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:10:17  Christmas Is Coming Quick / Henson Family Holidays 08:42:06 New DV Worthy Christmas Songs For 2023 10:42:23  A Very Cerebral Palsy Christmas 15:01:04  Adolf Sings The Christmas Hit(lers) 17:15:00  Have Yourself A MAGA Little Chrismas 19:29:14  Burp Fetish / Lady Who Is Only Attracted To Real Vomits 22:33:18  A

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  • December 19, 2023By Tim

    On Today’s Show: He’s Got AIDS And He Might Just Jab Ya – The Aids Jabber Plus: Learning Your Goonerbate ABC’s One Man Advocates Eating Raw Chicken For A Healthier Body And Staring At the Sun To Fix Your Eyesite

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  • December 18, 2023By Tim

    On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00  Introduction 00:02:16:24  Holiday Schedule / Air Fryer Success 00:04:02:03  Which Sovereign Citizen Is Crazier: Black And White  00:06:38:14  White Sovereign Citizen’s Gibberish Confuses And Angers Judge 00:12:26:05  Judge Shoots Black Sovereign Citizen’s Nonsense Down Quickly 00:16:51:20  The Blackulator Caucasitron Has Been Upgraded / Results 00:21:21:05  Groom’s Absolutely Horrendous Wedding Vows 00:26:56:17

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  • December 15, 2023By Tim

    On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 03:54:14  I’m Sick With A New Computer  10:39:02  Angry Confrontation At The Pharmacy 15:13:18  Kanye Is Back To Talk More Shit About Jewish People 19:42:04  A Sexual Stump Fantasy 25:03:06  Santa Claus Age Regression Play Fantasy 31:53:23  Support distorted View Daily! 34:08:16  You Can Now Get Drunk On Doritos 38:26:24

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  • December 15, 2023By Tim

    On Today’s Show: Today’s new episode of DV is going to be posted a little later today, so I’ve got a best-of show for you right now! Enjoy the dulcet tones of some crusty old crap, and I’ll be back a soon with your new dose of daily distortion. Links / Images: AI Transcript

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  • December 14, 2023By Tim

    On Today’s Show: Getting a Baseball Sized Ben Wa Ball Lodged In Your Cervix Plus Convincing Straight Guys To Jerk You Off In The Name Of Healthy Kidneys Sexually Molesting A Manatee And One Man Has Been Romantically Linked To Many Many Trees

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  • December 13, 2023By Tim

    On Today’s Show: 00:00:03  Introduction 04:53:07  New Twist In The Airfryer Saga 08:35:04  Drunk Youtuber Yells, Falls, Gets Police Called, etc etc 19:29:09  Trump Is Back With More Collectible Digital Cards 28:03:12  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 30:09:23  Putting The Stream In Livestream – Presidential Candidate Pisses On Mic 35:03:08  Florida Man Wants Compensated For

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  • December 12, 2023By Tim

    On Today’s Show: Daniel Larson Takes An Entire Olive Garden Hostage Plus Getting Off To Sniffing Your Own Dirty Toenails There’s Still Time To Get Your Holiday Dick Filler For A Plumper, Girthier Cock Searching For Fifi The Prostitute at 2:00AM

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