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  • December 15, 2023By Tim

    On Today’s Show: Today’s new episode of DV is going to be posted a little later today, so I’ve got a best-of show for you right now! Enjoy the dulcet tones of some crusty old crap, and I’ll be back a soon with your new dose of daily distortion. Links / Images: AI Transcript

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  • December 14, 2023By Tim

    On Today’s Show: Getting a Baseball Sized Ben Wa Ball Lodged In Your Cervix Plus Convincing Straight Guys To Jerk You Off In The Name Of Healthy Kidneys Sexually Molesting A Manatee And One Man Has Been Romantically Linked To Many Many Trees

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  • December 13, 2023By Tim

    On Today’s Show: 00:00:03  Introduction 04:53:07  New Twist In The Airfryer Saga 08:35:04  Drunk Youtuber Yells, Falls, Gets Police Called, etc etc 19:29:09  Trump Is Back With More Collectible Digital Cards 28:03:12  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 30:09:23  Putting The Stream In Livestream – Presidential Candidate Pisses On Mic 35:03:08  Florida Man Wants Compensated For

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  • December 12, 2023By Tim

    On Today’s Show: Daniel Larson Takes An Entire Olive Garden Hostage Plus Getting Off To Sniffing Your Own Dirty Toenails There’s Still Time To Get Your Holiday Dick Filler For A Plumper, Girthier Cock Searching For Fifi The Prostitute at 2:00AM

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  • December 11, 2023By Tim

    On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 01:58:08  Blood Diamonds – Coming Soon To The DV Store 05:36:14  Holiday Sideshow Deals! 08:18:14  A Youtube Princess Is Shitting On The Face Of Men 13:55:21  Miserable Disabled Elderly Man Gets Kicked Out Of Housing 20:08:03  Another Schizophrenic Youtuber Starts A Church In Their House 25:00:06  Steve Dawson’s Fake Voice

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  • December 8, 2023By Tim

    On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:20:10  I’m In Air Fryer Hell 10:25:03  All It Took Was Matthew Perry Drowning To Get Lord Douche To Watch Friends 15:08:05  Obvious Drunk Woman Tries To Act Sober 23:25:20  THe Old Tiktok Virgin Is Back To Depress Us 25:47:05  A Special Talent Show “Song” 26:37:16  A Special Pokemon Cover

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  • December 7, 2023By Tim

    On Today’s Show: Ball Spreaders, Spacers And Stretchers – Why is it so important to torture your testicles – DV Investigates Super Gluing A Dildo Inside Your Butt Shooting Your Man After Some Hot Playground Sex And Someone Stole A Waffle House Tattoo

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  • December 6, 2023By Tim

    On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Get 25% The Mental Help You Desperately Need. Sicko. 02:59:00  Introduction 05:05:17  RIP To A Cock Destroyer 🙁 11:10:18 Happy Birthday Lvl80CatLady 12:33:15  Audio Of Bowser And Dry Bones Having Sex 16:54:24  So Much Bowser Porn Online! Bowser Bangs Luigi 19:53:21  Trans Sonic Gets Nailed By A Furry Wolf 22:21:01  The

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  • December 5, 2023By Tim

    On Today’s Show: The Good News WE’re Finally Getting Those Homeless People Off the Street The Bad News Is They’re Turning Them Into Something Called Soylent Hobo’s Plus A Racist Homosexual Gets Two Black Eyes Beware Of Explosive Smart Toilets

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  • December 4, 2023By Tim

    In a shocking incident last month, Arizona authorities have arrested Randall Byrd, a former hospital security guard. Uh-oh.Longtime listeners of the show might know where this is going.You know, when hospital workers are arrested, typically it’s easier because, you know, theywere smuggling drugs or they were doing something they shouldn’t to the patients.This guy wasn’t

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