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  • May 28, 2024By Tim

    On Today’s Show: Well, I’ve been sick this entire Memorial Day weekend. For awhile I sounded like I should be featured on the Special Poetry Slam (I’ve provided some audio) Anyway, we’re going to do a best of show today and I’ll be back tomorrow with a new show! Our New PO Box Address! Distorted

  • May 24, 2024By Tim

    On Today’s Show – Battle Of The Alpha Males: Snow Weight Vs Captain Bitch TitsPlus: I can’t believe we all missed the Cockabration in Montreal This year!Perpetually Offended Mommies Think the Term “Child Free” Is problematic to them Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week – Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow! AI Transcript

  • May 23, 2024By Tim

    On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 01:56:19  Misheard Lyrics 08:55:09  IVF And Porn – A Christian Nightmare 17:04:24  The Government Is After The Top Hermaphrodite 20:24:23  Youtube’s Best Anal Douche Tutorial 28:26:02  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 30:58:05  Gen Z Is Getting Trashed On BORG 36:12:12  We’ve All Gotten Scrotumfuls Of Plastic In Our Testicles 39:48:20

  • May 22, 2024By Tim

    On Today’s Show – On Today’s Show: How Listening To This Podcast Turns You Into A Worldly Intellectual Plus: Guzzling Strangers Cum Out Of Used Condoms Post Orgasm Agony And Compensation For Exploding A Dudes Testicle Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week – Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow! AI Transcript

  • May 21, 2024By Tim

    On Today’s Show: 00:05:15  Introduction 03:56:10  Alpha Male Pseudo Military Cosplaying 06:42:07  Primping And Getting All Dressed Up To Go To The Gym 12:12:22  Women Paying To Rage Out And Beat Sticks On The Ground 18:27:05  Donald Trump’s New Course: Power Top Program 22:54:17  Methed Out Tik Tard Trying To Call The Cops 26:45:03  This

  • May 20, 2024By Tim

    On Today’s Show – On Today’s Show: A Dreadful Compilation of 88 Horror Sex Sounds Plus: Shimmying A Turd Out Of Your Skirt Inside A CVS Pharmacy The German Political Candidate Caught Licking Toilet Bowls Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body  Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week – Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow! AI

  • May 16, 2024By Tim

    On Today’s Show: 00:00:03  Introduction 02:03:08  I Can’t Connect With The Youth Anymore! 04:40:14  Harrison Butker Graduation Speech / Cries Over His Wife 10:07:20  Asshole Wife Obsesses Over Toilet Bowl Cleaner 15:49:11  A Woman In Love With A Chandelier 22:53:15  Meade’s Low Carb Plan 27:27:10  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 29:09:15  Breasts Have Disabled The

  • May 14, 2024By Tim

    On Today’s Show: 00:00:04  Introduction 02:21:15  SNL Coffee Commercial 06:16:21  Faye Dunway Commercial Outtakes 08:21:10  Lauren Bacall High Point Coffee Ads 10:13:15  Opening Celestial Portals With A Tiktok Lunatic 19:05:19  A Makeup Tutorial Turns Into Black Face – Kevin Leonardo Is At It Again 25:02:04  An Archive Of Porn For The Blind! 30:42:24  Sign Up

  • May 13, 2024By Tim

    On Today’s Show – On Today’s Show: Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week – Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow! AI Transcript

  • May 10, 2024By Tim

    On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:02:05  Pedestrians Of Color / White People Lazily Pushing Shopping Carts 08:04:13  Is This A Racist Noise I’m Making? 11:07:24  Joe Biden’s MK Ultra Experiments On Meade Skelton 14:22:03  Meade’s New Weightloss Method: Get Sick 17:02:23  Feeding Shit, Toenails, And Feet Calluses To Your Sub Sex Slave 25:23:15  Woman Asks

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