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  • April 13, 2020By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: An For Informercial For Wish-Granting Candles Another Zoom Meeting Fail The Sounds Of a Painful Facial Mask Removal Spooning Out Your Eyeball NASCAR Driver Lets The N-Word Slip   BECAUSE DV GIVES A SHIT: DV listener Matt The Manager is a Realtor and because of the COVID-19 Pandemic his business has, well,

  • April 12, 2020By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: 11 Years Later And Tim Is Still Annoyed With Miracle Whip The Dwarf Cam Slut Has Been Found! Psychic Cloud Manipulation During A Pandemic Spreading COVID-19 Through Farts Floridian Pizza Fraud BECAUSE DV GIVES A SHIT: DV listener Matt The Manager is a Realtor and because of the COVID-19 Pandemic his business

  • April 8, 2020By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: A DV Favorite Wants To Bang His Cousin Deformed Midget Cam Whore White Trash Confrontation Drunk Livestreamer Makes An Ass Out Of Hiself, Gets Clocked Cats: The Movie: The Buttholes Trump Might Pardon Tiger King Joe Exotic BECAUSE DV GIVES A SHIT: DV listener Matt The Manager is a Realtor and because

  • April 6, 2020By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: A Treasure Trove Of Mentally Handicapped Songs I Heard You Like Women With Hairy Asses The Future Of Biometric Security: Anal Print Scans Lysol’d In The Face At Walmart The Sounds Of Panda Sex BECAUSE DV GIVES A SHIT: DV listener Matt The Manager is a Realtor and because of the COVID-19

  • April 3, 2020By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Shownotes To Come If I Ever Remember To Go Back And Do It BECAUSE DV GIVES A SHIT: DV listener Matt The Manager is a Realtor and because of the COVID-19 Pandemic his business has, well, fallen off cliff. If you or someone you know is looking for a new house,  get

  • April 2, 2020By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: It’s a best of show today. I’ll be make up for it this weekend. Of course I’ll also be back tomorrow for the Friday show.   BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say hi, suggest news stories, videos, audio, etc. Discord: The

  • April 1, 2020By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Ode To The Taint Getting Horny Watching A Chimpanzee Licking His Lips The Erotic Sounds Of Kitty Cat Role Play Fetish Letting Your Dog Drive While You Shoot Up Meth City Council Meeting On Zoom Ends In Hilariously Predicable Way BECAUSE DV GIVES A SHIT: DV listener Matt The Manager is a

  • April 1, 2020By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: SHOWNOTES TO CUM The Pig Man ComethOur New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box 9575 Cincinnati Ohio 45209 BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say hi, suggest news stories, videos, audio, etc. Discord: The DV discord server! Chat with like-minded monsters.

  • March 30, 2020By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Tim The Financial Advisor Says Dump Your Starbucks Stock Pissing And Shitting On The Sunroof Of A Car COVID-19 Goes On The Price Is Right Domestic Abuse Thanks To Coronavirus Astrophysicist Gets Magnets Stuck Up His Nose Great News! Chinese Wet Markets Selling Slaughter Dogs Are Open Again BECAUSE DV GIVES A

  • March 27, 2020By Tim

    Tonight At 10PM (Eastern) In The Discord: A Tiger King Watch Party!  ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Checking In With A Bestiality And Incest Advocate 7 Robot Sex Dolls Is Not Excessive Teenages Can’t Handle The Isolation Of This Pandemic Licking Public Toilets Resulted In Coronavirus Getting Through COVID-19 With Bath Salts And Laughing Gas BECAUSE DV

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