ON TODAY’S EPISODE:  I Think I Ate A Fried Rat Fetus Why Should Never Ever Ever Never Ever Eat At Dennys A Linda Finkle Hall of Fame Nerf Gun Reviewer One Teacher Threatens To Cut Student Dick Off, Make Them Swallow It An Award Winning Smart Vibe Also Makes a Smoothie Out Of Your Twat

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