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  • March 6, 2019By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Speaking In Tongues, Yet Saving The Racist Stuff To Speak In English The Only Video Game Console Full of Porn and Shaped Like a Tit A Trans Cheerleader Porn Full Of Bad Dialogue Old Billionaires Don’t Need to Enlarge Their Penises A Creeper Walks Into A CVS Store R. Kelly Keeps Saying

  • March 4, 2019By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: I’m A Messy Crummy Boy The Virtual Rape Voice Guy Has Some Competition I Break Down The Story of The Legend Of Zelda Soulja Boy Samples Zelda To Make Some Shitty Music. I Respond. Fake Mermaids Are Pissed They Can’t Play-Pretend Wherever The Fuck They Want A Mobile Game To Help You

  • March 1, 2019By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Songs In The Key Of Cum Minor Angry Ranting Youtubers On The Edge Of Sanity Sewage Backup Due To Condoms, Fisting Gloves, And Diapers Smelly Vagina Odor Wafting Due To The Keto Diet Paddling Children: It’s Still A Thing Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box 9575 Cincinnati Ohio

  • March 1, 2019By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Shownotes to cum Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box 9575 Cincinnati Ohio 45209 BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say hi, suggest news stories, videos, audio, etc. Discord: The DV discord server! Chat with like-minded monsters. The DV Subreddit: Share

  • February 27, 2019By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: A Linda Finkle Hall of Famer is Back With a Lost Song Aggressive Hand job Results In Nutting Under Pressure Animal Rights Activist Get Into A Megaphone Rape Fight Cupcakke Sings About Squidward-Looking Penis Gay Sex Always Sounds Like An Angry Old Man The Door Dash Man Dipped His Balls In My

  • February 25, 2019By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Trying To Buy A Cheese Danish With Counterfeit $100 Bills Mom Is Casually Cool With Her Son Playing With His Dick In Front Of Her My Mother Is The Anti Dr. Phil Crystal Meth Fueled Gay Marathon Sex, After We Check In With Sports. Windblown Cocaine Defense Suicide Tips In Youtube Kid Videos

  • February 24, 2019By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Mom Finds Sons Fleshlight Are Child Robots For Pedophiles A Problem? My New Line Of Criminal Deterrent Dolls How Does Ass Stuffed Money Taste? Criminal Toe Sucking Coarse Toilet Paper Is The Future, Man Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box 9575 Cincinnati Ohio 45209 BE A PART OF

  • February 22, 2019By Tim

    Note: Today’s episode of DV is a Best-Of show. I’ll be back this weekend to give you a proper new show. ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Japanese Trans Anime Shocking Your Sperm To Sleep Back & White: Blowjob Challenge Edition Balloon Pussy Punting Woman Pegs Man Sex Email Get’s CC’ed to Co-Workers A Baby Has Been Brandished

  • February 22, 2019By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: VSP and I Sound Like The Crazy Taxi Guy The White, Straight Version Of Thursday Lane Fatty McFatass Tries To Return A Product Grandpa Doesn’t Want His Grandson Wearing Dresses Pat Robertson Responds To Question Regarding Jesus’ Sexuality Gorilla Man Terrorizes Community Suicide Chic Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View

  • February 20, 2019By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Ghostbusters is STILL Tearing Us All Apart Tucker Carlson Drops A Few F-Bombs There’s Something Out There Called The Spit Back Doll Some Gay Gwaggle Gwaggle Child Shits Himself While Gaming Insufferable Vegan Woman Becomes An Insufferable Vegan Bride Brands Have Discovered ASMR: Testicle Shaving Cream Edition Man Wears Peanut Butter To

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