ON TODAY’S EPISODE: How To Live Like A Poor Person Old Ladies Talking Dirty And Shooting Guns  A Paternity Dispute Done The Florida Way Waking Up To Find A Stranger Bathing Your Baby Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box 9575 Cincinnati Ohio 45209 BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH

ON TODAY’S EPISODE: When American Just Couldn’t Stop Trying To Make The Brady Bunch Happen Jesse Lee Petersen Pays Tribute To Someone He Hates A Rotting Black Pus Basketball Of a Scrotum Selling Your Kidney For An iPhone Sniffing Mommy’s Deodorant Because You Love Her Or Something Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View

ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Best Of Show Day! I’ll be back this weekend with a brand new episode to make up for it. Enjoy! Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box 9575 Cincinnati Ohio 45209 BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say hi,

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ON TODAY’S EPISODE: I’ve got a best-of show for you today because I was working late on on some party line phone sex calls and the time just kind of got away from me. I’ll be posting a new episode of DV this weekend to make up for it. Until then, enjoy this old, moldy