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On Today’s Distorted View: Watch our new sponsors commercial: Stink Pig Joockstraps – For Kids! Topics of today’s city council meeting include ass probing and happy endings Squawk Rock – Bird Deathmetal I like my babies like I like my waffle house hashbrowns: smothered, covered, and electrocuted BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD)

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