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On Today🩸 Today on the Program It’s a Sideshow-exclusive Sextastic Tuesday, and Tim’s serving up one of the filthiest fan fictions ever read aloud — a Jetsons-themed story that takes a dark, wet turn involving Jane Jetson, her robot maid Rosie, and a very eager Astro. Spoiler: it ends with Rosie filming evidence that will
On Today’s Show: DV Community Texts & Voicemails (Highlights) 00:00:00 Shop.GetGoodFeels.Com – 20% Off Your Order – PROMO CODE FREAK 00:10:12 Introduction 02:15:12 Sponsor: Satan’s Porthole / Happy Birthday Special K! 04:09:20 Antifa Has Put A Hit Out On Meade Skelton 12:05:19 Upset Because She Isn’t Wifey Material 16:13:17 Old White People Will Call ICE
On Today’s Show: Date: Friday, October 31, 2025 • Sponsor: Sideshow listener Bellboy (Lifetime Member) Cold Open Special(ish) Guest: Satan (…briefly) Holiday Hellfire Viral Clip Commentary: DoorDash “Assault” News Buffet (Short & Twisted) Sideshow & Support Text & Voicemail Lines 00:00:05 Introduction 00:24:02 Berry Popobawas! 02:05:24 Theme / Today’s Sponsor 03:49:14 The Bat Winged Demon
On Today’s Show Clips & Bits News Roundup Listener Stuff Voicemail: Patrons first! Also: the ancient DV video “Tim Henson Is a Cat” origin story—Cat Mail, 99 Luftballons, and the H2 Hummer ending. Texts: Shout-outs to Blanche (intro clip) and Lube Job’s wife reporting from the Exxxotica floor: uncanny “Your Best Girl” sex dolls with
On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Text DV: 442-479-2868 (4-HAIRYCUNT) 00:18:08 Introduction 01:47:24 Popper Sex / Emptying Your Bowels 06:34:19 Bizarre Sex Toys: Sticks Of Butter / Pencils / Furby’s 10:18:10 Pro MAGA UFC fighter Turns His Back On Trump 16:01:03 A Fat Mermaid Plays Victim Under The Sea 20:23:05 Are Borax Enemas A good Idea? Answer:
🩸 Episode Summary Tim checks in with a quick update and assures listeners he’s not dead—just perfecting the latest steaming pile of mediocrity. While waiting for the brand-new DV episode later in the day, he dusts off a Halloween-themed best-of filled with demonic campaign ads, horny ghost lovers, rapping vampires, and Vincent Price dropping witchy
🎙️ On Today’s Show: Tim Henson opens this Sideshow-exclusive Tuesday edition of Distorted View Daily by proudly announcing DV’s new text hotline — the unforgettable 4HAIRYCUNT mobile line (that’s 442-479-2868). You can now text in your freaky finds, filthy thoughts, and cursed memes directly to Tim. From there, the show dives deep into hell—literally—with a
On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Text DV: 442-479-2868 (4-HAIRYCUNT) 00:18:08 Introduction 01:47:24 Popper Sex / Emptying Your Bowels 06:34:19 Bizarre Sex Toys: Sticks Of Butter / Pencils / Furby’s 10:18:10 Pro MAGA UFC fighter Turns His Back On Trump 16:01:03 A Fat Mermaid Plays Victim Under The Sea 20:23:05 Are Borax Enemas A good Idea? Answer:
On Today’s Show: Cold Open Sponsors & Support Main Segments 1) “Gourmet Out of Nothing” (…from a can) 2) Mom Check-In ❤️ 3) Mugshot Mayhem 🚔💦 (Content warning: slurs, bodily fluids) 4) Baby Andy Update 📞🍼 5) Keanu Close Call 😬🚗 6) “Who’s White?” with Nick Fuentes 🙄 7) Crazy Bizarre Twist-’em-Ups (News) Voicemails 00:00:02
It’s a wild Thursday Sideshow exclusive of Distorted View Daily — sponsored in a rare double-feature by both Greg from Austin and The Wife from Austin, celebrating their 16th wedding anniversary and listener Gauntlet’s birthday. Tim celebrates the only way he knows how: with fat activists on oxygen, penile surgery performed in a Toyota Corolla,
