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  • September 22, 2025By Tim

    On Today’s Show: Plus: Tim contemplates a queer/trans/furry exile country (pedos not invited). Listener sponsorship from Unsafe Volvo Gal (with a side of Stephen Dawson content). Voicemails about ass-wiping techniques, weight-loss injections, porn-on-laptops during doggy style, and one very pissed bed partner. Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236

  • September 19, 2025By Tim

    On Today’s Show Cold Open / Fake Ads Hooligans / Hoolihans/ Hannigan’s / Lannigals / Bannister’s / Bennigan’s: Caldessavilles drunkiverse expands (speed pukatoriums, propane “napalm kamikazes,” AA chip trade-ups, full-contact bowling, DUI derby). Tim’s Life / Ashtabula Update Mom doing “as good as could be expected”: infection/“water on the brain” cleared; scan shows significant shrinkage

  • September 18, 2025By Tim

    Episode Summary Tim returns from his Ashtabula trip with stories about his mom’s health scare, Lord Douche conspiracy theories, and another round of domestic chaos. Meanwhile, the freak community is convinced “Rod or Pay” might actually be Lord Douche (complete with anagram evidence). Plus, Meade Skelton mourns Charlie Kirk with a painfully earnest ballad, a

  • September 17, 2025By Tim

    On Today’s Show: Emotional Support Beverage asked for a replay of DV from August 30, 2013—the one with Tim’s drunk-lady rant and a Vianetta aside for the ages. Tim opens with context on the long, weird history of the fancy-not-fancy ice-cream loaf (MIA in the U.S. back then; back on shelves in the late 2010s—availability

  • September 16, 2025By Tim

    Episode Summary Tim brings the freaks another twisted Sideshow edition, featuring salty erections, racist city council meltdowns, itchy seductions, and a cameraman who decided the best restroom was the clearance rack. Add in a YouTube PSA on butt crumbs and a classic stag record with itchy crotches and ramrods, and you’ve got peak DV depravity.

  • September 15, 2025By Tim

    Today on the Show: Episode Summary Tim kicks off the week from Ashtabula with a shorter Monday show, but still packed with strange clips, bizarre arrests, and completely unhinged behavior. We start with the shocking (and sad) downfall of Irene Bedard, the voice actress behind Disney’s Pocahontas, who was caught on police bodycam footage shouting

  • September 12, 2025By Tim

    Today on the Show: On Today’s Show Birthday requests and DV memories from longtime freaks. International Edition (per sponsor Whimsical) Germany’s booming sausage vending machine industry. Amsterdam’s massive porn convention: burnout, AI sex avatars, and performers hospitalized after 583-man gang bangs. Japan’s now-defunct “Rental Kowaihito” service letting you hire intimidating tough guys to settle disputes.

  • September 11, 2025By Tim

    Featured Segments DV Community & Support Patreon: Pledge at patreon.com/distortedview for extra perks and priority voicemail access. Upgrade: Lifetime membership available—email Tim at show@distortedview.com. Sponsor: Grab a $25 sponsorship and get your message featured.

  • September 10, 2025By Tim

    On This Bonus Episode: Hey Freaks! Tim back with you for a Sideshow-exclusive bonus segment. Today we’re stomping and clapping our way through bad music, bad theology, and even worse financial advice. Episode Highlights Closing Jesus as a Louis Vuitton-wearing mogul, Kanye as a folk-pop Nazi, and stomp clap as the whitest soundtrack to extremism—it’s

  • September 10, 2025By Tim

    Today on the Show: Cold Open Sponsor Tim’s Opening Rant: TikTok’s Hospital Catalog Phase Dysfunction Junction: Debra & Daryl Snorlax/“Garrett” Update (Slime Rapper) Holy Spirit Hijinks News Buffet (3 quick hits) Archive Pulls & Gross-Out Corner Sideshow & Support Listener Voicemails (Highlights) Pull Quotes Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236

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