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  • March 29, 2016By Tim

    Top Of The Show: Although Tim is patriotic as FUCK, this Constitution nonsense has to end. What nonsense you ask? The Constitutions VERY EXISTENCE. It’s directly responsible for the pussification of our great country. Some gun nut loves to blow shit up, until it’s his leg that done did exploded up. Today’s Sextastic Tuesday features

  • March 28, 2016By Tim

    Top Of The Show: As I told you last week, today we’re doing a best-of show (08/17/11) but Sideshow freaks will be getting some bonus material later today. It’s time to pit ridiculous African American behavior with the worst of Caucasians in our segment Black & White! Black granny is having a night terror A

  • March 25, 2016By Tim

    Top Of The Show: Well my life is fucked. My main storage hard drive bit the shit and I had to re-record this dumb show. I did it, but I wasn’t happy about it. Raven Samone’s ex-boyfriend / co-star is raping about her. Did she have an abortion? Did he have sex with her? Let’s

  • March 22, 2016By Tim

    Top Of The Show: Teisha is on the phone and she is PISSED. Here’s another call. A tiny Public Access TV station has the best/worst show ever! KaraokeTV features awful singers including the mentally slow. A++++ Thumbs UP! Tim has a genuine concern for the safety of gay male porn actors: gagging on all that

  • March 21, 2016By Tim

    Top Of The Show: Somehow advertisements for Distorted View pop up right after HIV/AIDS articles on Facebook Tim plays a brand new “Fuck Her Right In The Pussy” news interruption, this time at a live Trump Rally spot. It’s Sextastic Tuesday time! Today Tim reads an awful story featuring Apple Jack, Rainbow Dash, watersports, poop, and

  • March 20, 2016By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View Daily:  Top Of The Show: We all know Florida is our most fucked up state, so it stands to reasons that their court hearings must be INSANE. Tim has clips from various hearings that support this theory. Remember that bad gay porn acting clip Tim played awhile ago? The one with

  • March 18, 2016By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View Daily:  Top Of The Show: Tim wonders why he and his siblings were all born within 30 days of one another, so he calls his mom to ask about her sex practices. Naturally he is horrified by the discussion. A listener submitted a clip from the fetish site Gimp’s Gone Wild

  • March 16, 2016By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View Daily:  Top Of The Show: Tim starts of the show with breaking mom news: she nearly got her hand chewed off by a dog. Thursday Lane / WhiteGuysFartInMyFace / Diego is back with a new cause (and long hashtag) #WHITEFARTSONBLACKFACESMATTER Audio of a drunk woman after she hit a car in a

  • March 14, 2016By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View Daily:  Top Of The Show: Caitlyn Jenner is on the Marco Rubio Express: Check out his caboose! Bonus: Tim works out his Bernie Sanders impression Speaking on Caitlyn, she and her friends have a discussion on the word “Tranny” and if it’s offensive. Naturally, Tim is Pro-Tranny. Tim plays audio of a

  • March 12, 2016By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View Daily:  Top Of The Show: Tim’s on the lookout for a new careless fairy! No one can replace Roy Killer War, but there’s got to be some mess queenballs out there to amuse us. Syrian refugees suffer EXTREME culture shock when they’re forced to stay at the same hotel that’s holding a

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