Hey Freaks! A New episode of DV is coming, but I’m running late. Until the new episode is posted, why not enjoy this blast from the semi-recent past. On Today’s Show: – Abortion Greeting Cards – A Sliced Penis – Car Driving Unicorns! Links: Blogger Choice Awards: Now also a Best Parenting Podcast Nominee! Have

Hey Freaks! I’m back for the Tuesday show! Enjoy! If you’re a Sideshow member, you’ll be getting a bonus episode of DV a little bit later today. Want to hear every second of what is sure to be considered an audiophonic masterpiece? Sign up for the Sideshow and each week you’ll get all sorts of exclusive

Hey Freaks! I’m back for the Monday show! I hope you all had a great weekend! Sideshow freaks are getting a videocast today and a bonus episode tomorrow! Not a member? Sign up now! On Today’s Show: – Baby Ghost Riding The Whip – Penises Fit In The Darndest Holes – 8 Year Old Porn

Hey Freaks! Back with a great Wednesday show for you guys. For you Sideshow freaks I’ve got a videocast for you later today. It’s the rare Night Owls: Episode 1 I recently uncovered. Porn Stars by Day, Crime Fighters By Night! If you want to see it and get all sorts of weekly DV-exclusives, Sign

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Hey Freaks! Enjoy the program! Shrot and simple. On Today’s Show: -Fake Retards -Splashing the Elderly -Telephone Stabbing Links: Chicken Nuggets: The Video! PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 1115 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005 Email: show@distortedview.com Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Podcast Alley: Vote For Us! Digg.com: Digg Distorted View. It’s Fresh Perked Listen to Today’s Show: Distorted

Hey Freaks! I have a huge show for you today. Sure, it’s extended for the Sideshow members, but even the free show is over 30 minutes long. I’ve got some horrible music, new Yahoo Answers, and a skank for you paying members! Enjoy the show! On Today’s Show: – The New KKK – Lighterfluid Soup

Hey Freaks! Full shownotes will come later. I’m going to bed! Email: show@distortedview.com Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Podcast Alley: New Month, DV Needs your Vote! Digg.com: Digg Distorted View. It’s Fresh Perked Listen to Today’s Show: Distorted View Daily: 02/07/07

Hey Freaks! I’m tired! Enjoy the extended show! I think it clocks in at 53 minutes or so. In the future, extended shows will only be provided to Sideshow Members, so you know what to do. Oh, and sorry for the cheesy sex story today. ugh. On Today’s Show: – Pissin on the ATM –

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Monday show! I start extended shows this week, and the first one will be tomorrow. In the mean time, sign up for the sideshow, continue ruining Yahoo Answers for everyone else, and get your Ask Satan questions in! He’ll be back on Friday. On Today’s Show: – Pitt Bull + Child