Hey Freaks! It’s a brand new week, and have I got some great stories for you! If you run across a funny news story, bizarre audio/video file, or website, pass it along to me. On Today’s Show: – Making your wife slurp shit – Porn on the playground – Playing stupid to grope Snail Mail:

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Hey Freaks, Enjoy the show! That’s all I got today. On Today’s Show: – Drowning in vomit! – Rejecting dick! – Smearing feces! Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX 351 Worthington, Ohio 43085 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Email: show@distortedview.com Podcast Alley: It’s a New Month! Vote For DV! Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 09/21/06

Hey Freaks! The normal show schedule resumes! I’m done working overnights, which means the early morning posting of shows. Today: a brand new Sextastic Tuesday that’s grammatically horrific. Enjoy! On Today’s Show: – Sexy Fonts! – A Vortex of Nasty Man Flesh Links: You Tube: The Jesus Camp Story Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show! I’m still working my crazy hours, but that should end any day now. On Today’s Show: – Hedgehog Sex – Goat Corpses – Flying a Kite..to your death! Links: The PK&J Show: Loving, Laughing, and Sharing Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX 351 Worthington, Ohio 43085 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Email: show@distortedview.com

Hey Freaks! Back for the Thursday program! Enjoy the audio of the kids freaking out and of course the twisted news. If you run across a bizarre news story, or just a great audio/video file, pass it along to me. If I play it on the show, you could win $50,000* * – If you

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the program today and don’t forget to check out some of the brand new DV merchandise! Rawwwwk. Also, Clickgrid squares are as low as $5.00, so there’s no excuse not to advertiser yor podcast, website, or illegal prostitution ring on DV. On Today’s Show: – Abortion Clinic Mishap – Pickled Pee Pee

Hey Freaks! I’m running really late. Here’s the new show. I’m so poor, and so black: paypal me 🙂 – Caked on Feces – Poop Paper – Porntopia! 10:22PM Edit – Isn’t life funny? After all the rushing around, turns out they accidently disabled my work badge’s 24 access to the building. I’m back home

Hey Freaks! Back to start a brand new week with you. I’m still working overnights at my job, so the shows will be posted around 9:00pm/9:30est each night until next week. Today I’ve got a great show for you! I’ve got brand new Dickhole guy audio! Plus, if a few papyal donations come through, I’ll

Hey Freaks! That’s right! I’m back with a Saturday show! Thanks for the donations, and if you continue today with some more cash, I’d be happy to do another show tomorrow. Enjoy the audiophonic stupidty. On Today’s Show: – Cambodian Wife Beaters! – Auto(mobile)-eroticism! – Ringing anus! Join the freaks in the live chatroom: irc.quakenet.org/distortedview