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🔥 On Today’s Show: 📞 Voicemails: 🚗 A Craigslist-quality car leasing experience: $200 advertised, $650 offered. Classic bait-n-switch dealership BS. 💸 Real estate rants! When dad has Alzheimer’s and all the gratitude goes to “Dave.” ☎️ Tim’s mom and the $100/month landline saga continues. Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236
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On Today’s Show: Voicemails from the Freaks: 💉 In the News: Kansas man tasered after biting officers and his own dog. Arrested. Dog’s fine. Colorado man claims 3,000 fentanyl pills are just for personal use (Judge: “lol no”). Texas woman smuggles fentanyl in her vagina. It’s the new Flintstones Chewable. WW2 grenade in a kid’s
🎙️ Distorted View Daily: Cum Serums, Dick Stews, and Sandwich Phobias🗓️ Tuesday, May 20th, 2025 – Sideshow Exclusive Hey freaks! Tim Henson is back for a sticky, musty, exfoliated edition of DV! Today’s episode takes you on a journey through: 💦 Rubbing One Out… On Your Skin 🍆 Bean Stew à la Dick 🧠 Mead
On Today’s Lightly Toasted Episode: Mini-Episode Vibes:It’s a soft start to the week, but don’t miss tomorrow’s Sideshow-exclusive full-length show! Sign up now and get access to all the dirty, disgusting, depraved content you’ve been missing. Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236
On Today’s Show: On this classic Sideshow-only episode now unlocked for the masses, Tim takes us on a guided tour of “Super Seducer”, the video game designed for dudes who think “no” is just a flirty form of “go on.” We follow along as Tim fails upward through a gauntlet of awkward flirtation, creepy seduction
On Today’s Show: 🎵 Musical Moments: 🧴 Also in this Episode: 📞 Listener Voicemails: 📢 Programming Note: 🚗 Tim’s heading to Ashtabula, so Monday will feature a Best Of episode. New content will drop later in the day—stay tuned! 💸 Support the Show: 📬 Mailbag & Contact:✉️ show@distortedview.com📬 P.O. Box 36268, Cincinnati, OH 45236📞 Voicemail:
🔥 On Today’s Sideshow Exclusive: 💬 Also featuring: Davide, random worship, aphasia-induced word loss, and a listener reminding Tim he’s one stroke away from mailbox confusion. 🎤 Stuttering Fetish Porn is apparently a real genre now—Tim deep dives into the vocal kinks of YouTube creepers and plays a game of “Guess That M-Word” (spoiler: it’s
📆 Bonus Episode – Monday, May 12, 2025 On Today’s Show: 💬 Plus: Tim reflects on rich livestreamers, poor home décor decisions, and the dystopia of text-to-speech fights. 👉 Reminder: Tomorrow’s full-length episode is Sideshow Exclusive! Not a member? Sign up, ya cheapskate.
On Today’s Show: 🧙♂️ Plus: 🔒 Sideshow Freaks get even more content with a bonus segment later today and a full-length exclusive episode dropping tomorrow! Support the show and sign up now at distortedview.com! 00:00:00 Introduction 02:43:06 My Problems With Parades, Festivals, And Fun 05:49:13 Woman Drives Through Street Fair 09:43:24 Idiot Child Gets Locked
