Hey Freaks! Full shownotes will come later. I’m going to bed! Email: show@distortedview.com Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Podcast Alley: New Month, DV Needs your Vote! Digg.com: Digg Distorted View. It’s Fresh Perked Listen to Today’s Show: Distorted View Daily: 02/07/07

Hey Freaks! I’m tired! Enjoy the extended show! I think it clocks in at 53 minutes or so. In the future, extended shows will only be provided to Sideshow Members, so you know what to do. Oh, and sorry for the cheesy sex story today. ugh. On Today’s Show: – Pissin on the ATM –

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Monday show! I start extended shows this week, and the first one will be tomorrow. In the mean time, sign up for the sideshow, continue ruining Yahoo Answers for everyone else, and get your Ask Satan questions in! He’ll be back on Friday. On Today’s Show: – Pitt Bull + Child

Hey Freaks! I’m back with the first episode recorded at my new apartment! My bed is here, I have Internet access. what could be better? How about an ana/mia TRAGEDY!? Yes! Enjoy the show! Remember to vote for us and sign up for the sideshow! On Today’s Show: – Getting Freaky At Waffle House –

Hey Freaks! As promised, here is your Wednesday show. So sorry it’s late. I warned you this week was going to be shitty though, with the move and all. I’m still settling in. If there is a best-of show tomorrow, I’ll see you back here on Friday! Remember to vote for us at Podcast Alley.

Hey Freaks! Enjoy today’s Sextastic Tuesday! I’ve got nothing else to say. If you’re curious about how my weekend went moving in to my new apartment, check out my myspace profile. I blogged that bitch. On Today’s Show: – Hide and Go Die – Chinese Corpse Bride – mmmm..Ears. Links: Nerdy Ebay Auction (From Kotaku):

Hey Freaks! Glad to be back to start a new week of shows for you. Tomorrow I’ll tell you all about how much moving into my new apartment was a giant clusterfuck! And no, unfortunately I didnt videotape it. Anyways, enjoy another very musical edition of the podcast. On Today’s Show: – The Pedo’s Be

Hey Freaks! Wow! Look at this: A Friday show is up at the normal time! Rock on. Today I bring back the dark lord himself for a new round of Ask Satan! Enjoy the program, have a great weekend, and don’t forget to fork over cash and get access to the DV Sidehsow! $5.00 a

Hey Freaks! Back with a brand new show for you. Today I read a new batch of Yahoo Questions and Answers as we continue to attempt to sabotage this useless service. Enjoy! Remember to sign up for the Sideshow and I’ll kiss you on your vulva. On Today’s Show: – I Like My Babies Well-Done.