Hey Freaks! Ok, I feel much better about this week’s Sextastic Tuesday, although there is very little “sex” involved with it. Enjoy the insanity! Thanks for all of the E-mails and Voicemails you freaks have been sending in, and a I’ve got to thank Dick once again for the great ST opening. On Today’s Show:

Hey Freaks! Back to start a whole new week of shows! What’s the best way to get over a nasty case of the Monday’s? How about listening to pedophiles! Yeeeah! Plus a brand new Insensitive Re-Enactment(tm)! On Today’s Show: – Mowing down your child – Eating dirt – Bloody tongue’s Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O.

Hey Freaks! A Saturday show!? Could it be? Why yes, it’s a reality. Enjoy the funny and I’ll see you and your tight little packages back here on Monday to do it all over again. Oh, and paypal me! I have a kitty cat dying of cancer and my baby needs food! On Today’s Show:

Hey Freaks! We break 30 minutes today, which is something we’ve only done once before on a normal show, I believe. It’s just another attempt to have you guys forget about the Sextastic Tuesday trainwreck earlier in the week. On Today’s Show: – Girlfriend scalping – Broomstick lovin’ – Assault with a deadly condiment Links:

Hey Freaks! Another insane edition of the podcast! Thanks for all the donations and clickgrid purchases! We’re finally getting this pledge drive thing off the ground, and I have you freaks to thank! Keep it up! On Today’s Show: – Baby limbs! – Stupid Floridians – Belt Abuse – Tea shits Links: EW Promotional Designs:

Hey Freaks! After an abortion of a show yesterday, I’m pleased to say I’m back with a vengence. I’m pretty much a giant dick for the 20+ minute program, which turned out pretty great. Enjoy and remember that today is the very last day for the DV Auction (it ends in the early afternoon) On

Hey freaks! Honestly, this is a pretty mediocre show. Nonetheless, it isn’t all bad, and a new show always beats a Best-Of, right? Aw, fuck it. Enjoy the mediocrity. On Today’s Show: – Saudi Cock No More – Is there such thing a thing as too horny? – Ninjas hate porn Links: Your Next Drink:

Hey Freaks! Hope you guys had a great weekend, but it’s time to buckle the fuck down and get back to the insanity. Enjoy the show! There’s only a few days left on the DV E-bay auction! Check it out! On Today’s Show: – Dildo Write-Offs – Hammered Head – Reefer Momma Links: The Dan

Hey Freaks There was no show yesterday, but today I give you what you’ve been wanting for awhile now: a brand new skank! You’ll never believe what my newest victim is in to. It’s fucking fantastic! On Today’s Show: – Pickled dead people! – Injecting yourself with battery acid – Donkey Kong Links: Animated DV

Hey Freaks! Back with more crapola for you. I have nothing else to add, so here’s some random urine facts! Urine is 95% water, in which are dissolved urea, uric acid, creatinine, and other waste products. U.S. Navy Seals sometimes urinate in their pants during cold water training exercises, in order to stay warm. In