Hey Freaks! Back after another long weekend. It’s time to get back down to business. Enjoy the show today, and let me know how you feel about the album artwork I’ve been adding. P.S. Andy from the ClickGrid service told me they were having a few problems with their server. It’ll be back up soon.

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the program. I added artwork to today’s show, so if you’ve got one of them fancy iPods, you can see a purdy picture. Let me know if there’s a problem with it not displaying. Enjoy! On Today’s Show: – A Meat Clever to the back! – Attacked by a pooper scooper –

Hey Freaks! Back with a brand new episode! Enjoy the program! Keep those E-mail’s and voicemails coming! I love hearing from you silly fucks. I’m working through the 1,000+ from my extended weekend, but I’ll get to them all. On Today’s Show: – Her face is charred and unleaded – Dildo a no-go in Texas

Hey Freaks! Am I liar? Yes, but not in this case. As promised, here is your Friday/Saturday show. It’s a long one, clocking in at around 30 minutes. It’s good one, too! Enjoy! On Today’s Show: – At Least I’m Not A Careless Homo Congressmen – Swallowing Currency…and dying. – Bleach Baby Bingo! Links: Nobody

No show yet. It will be posted this evening. Am I lying or telling the truth? Only time will tell! -t

Hey Freaks! I’m back with an extended episode of DV for you today. It’s over 40 minutes of audio stupidity. Rock on! Enjoy the show, and don’t forget to set your DVR’s to record “Hot Dog & Jambo!” On Today’s Show: – Disfigured Cocks – Abortion by turpentine? – We need a cumrag in softlines.

Hey Freaks! It’s a brand new week, and have I got some great stories for you! If you run across a funny news story, bizarre audio/video file, or website, pass it along to me. On Today’s Show: – Making your wife slurp shit – Porn on the playground – Playing stupid to grope Snail Mail:

Hey Freaks Show will be posted later today. Hang tight. -t

Hey Freaks, Enjoy the show! That’s all I got today. On Today’s Show: – Drowning in vomit! – Rejecting dick! – Smearing feces! Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX 351 Worthington, Ohio 43085 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Email: show@distortedview.com Podcast Alley: It’s a New Month! Vote For DV! Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 09/21/06