April 13, 2005By Tim
Hey Freaks! We’re back with another new show! Today I spill the beans about a new podcasting project I’m working on. More audio stupidity from me! 🙂 On Today’s Show: – Britney Spear is–oh, who the fuck cares? – Whores in the mall! No, I’m not talking about Forever 21 employess. – Crashing the DMV
April 12, 2005By Tim
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show, and don’t forget to send in any strange news stories you run across. If you have something to say, E-mail me and I’ll read it on the program. Better yet, leave us a voicemail! 206-66-OH-GOD! On Today’s Show: – Why is President Bush the Keymaster and where is the Stay
April 11, 2005By Tim
Hey Freaks! We’re back with a new week of shows, and we’re kicking it off with a brand new website! Pretty spiffy, huh? Some of the links aren’t working, and other links send you to old pages, but in the coming days that will all be fixed. Thanks to Shawn Milo for talking abut DV
April 8, 2005By Tim
Hey Freaks! We end the week right with a bunch of truly twisted news. Have a great weekend, and we’ll see you back here on Monday! On Today’s Show: – A wedding between tiger and woman – Moneyjuana – A Stinky Wife – Sex games gone wild Podcast: Distorted View Daily: 4/08/05
April 7, 2005By Tim
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the program today! Oh, if anyone is really good with flash and HTML, let me know. I think it’s time for an update to this site, and I’d like it to reflect the weirdness of DV’s content. Email me. I’m poor, but I’m not above giving blowjobs. On Today’s Show: – Sperm
April 6, 2005By Tim
Hey Freaks, We’ve got a big show for you today! Is it offensive? Yeah. But that’s the way you like it, don’t you? Yeah, you like it like that. Take it bitch, take it all.. – Deep sea fishing hooks and your scrotum – Miss Wheelchair Pagaent SCANDAL! – Cameron Diaz’s Ass – False Teeth
April 5, 2005By Tim
Hey Freaks, Today you’ll see how juvenile my humor really is. Hope you like tit jokes and female masturbation! On Today’s Show: – Teenagers rave about oral sex – A woman who breast-feeds tigers, and why she hasn’t been tested for mental retardation – Shit and Whores! Welcome to Carnival Cruiselines. Enjoy! Podcast: Distorted View
April 4, 2005By Tim
Hey Freaks! We’re back with a new show! And it’s not even in Spanish! Exclamation points!! On Today’s Show: – Godzilla’s Penis! – Eating shit to beat the law! – Why not to axe a missile Enjoy the show! Podcast: Distorted View Daily: 04/04/05
April 2, 2005By Tim
Hey guys! Hope you enjoyed my silly attempt at an April Fools Day joke. Some of you have asked how I put it together. I used free translation tools available on the web to convert English into Spanish and then used a test-to-speech online application developed at AT&T to actually “speak” it. Read on for
April 1, 2005By Tim
Hey Freaks, I’ve always been honest with you regarding the program, so I feel a certain responsibility to just lay out what’s been going on over here. I’ve been looking for ways to make money with the show, and the only way I can do it is by targeting the content of the show to