Hey Freaks! Last week we read a strange Sextastic Tuesday story, but this week, it’s just kind of gross. Fast forward to 12:36 if you want to skip the insanity. On Today’s Show: – Naked Pedestrians – Library Masturbation – Flaming Fords! Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX 351 Worthington, Ohio 43085 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Email:

Hey Freaks! Here we go again. Back to start a brand new week with you twisted freaks. Remember to click on some of our ClickGrid sponsors. These guys had the balls to advertise on this trainwreck of a podcast, so the least you could do is check them out. On Today’s Show: – Eating eyes!

Hey Freaks! We’re ending the week in a big, big way! In addition to all of the typical sick shit, I’ve got a special present for you! You asked for it, and I finally deliver: A brand new Skank! What happens when I pretend to be a 14 year old girl looking for sex on

Hey Freaks! It’s February! For serious this time. In addition to the crazy news stories today, I talk about the insane amount of feedback I’ve received for the Sonic the Hedgehog porn! Enjoy On Today’s Show: – Dog Shit & Ham Sandwich – Return of the penis muncher – Stoner toddlers – Reading porn while

Hey Freaks! During the show I keep insisting it’s Tuesday, February 1st. What can I say? Your host is a complete idiot. Enjoy Sextastic Tuesday! On Today’s Show: – Kicking dogs into the sky – New toliet technology – Shit spills! Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX 351 Worthington, Ohio 43085 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Email: show@distortedview.com

Hey Freaks! Hope you guys had a great weekend! Now you’ve got to go back to school or work, and that sucks. I’ll do my best to help you through it with some seriously fucked up shit. On Today’s Show: – Chomping on cock – Sprinkling cocaine on cereal – Celebrities hate children! I forgot

Hey Freaks! Have a great weekend! I’ll be busy planning the 1st annual Distorted View Bizarre Sex Summer Games. Get ready for the freestyle gorilla mask and angry pirate longjump! Fuck the Winter Olympics! On Today’s Show: – You’re my Slave-Tard – Prison Orgies – Crack Dealer Business Cards Links: Mike’s Playground: I touched the

Hey Freaks! Back with a brand new show! After yesterday’s unexpected little vacation, I try to redeem myself by playing more bizarre audio, singing to you, and reading the fucked up news you crave. On Today’s Show: – Strangled by a dog – Roach-wiches – Beating Old People with a 2×4 Snail Mail: Distorted View

Best-Of, Bitches. On Today’s Show: – More elderly crack whore stories – Man’s best friend with benefits – Killing and eating a woman’s face – Chopping off feet Links: The Starkcast: Pimping out his wife to DV Coffee Geek: Caffeinated Podcast! Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Email: show@distortedview.com Podcast Alley: Vote! Listen to today’s podcast: Distorted View Daily: