Hey Freaks! We’re back for the Thursday show! Remember: if you guys have any crazy news stories you’d like to pass along, E-mail it to me! Likewise, if you found a bizarre/funny video or mp3, send it my way! You could win $10,000! Not from me, of course, but hey, anything’s possible. On Today’s Show:

Hey Freaky Deakies! Hey, fuckwads: give me money. We’re so close to my podcast expo goal. If you donate this week, you’ll be richly rewarded with a special drunk edition of Distorted View. Talk about a trainwreck, right? On Today’s Show: – Bull Semen: Bringing people togeher – Death by fork – Shit Tips Plus,

Hey Freaks! Oh man, I think I managed to find the most vile, disgusting Sextastic Tuesday story to date! If you are easily offended or easily grossed out, today’s DV might not be for you. On Today’s Show: – Ferris Wheel Masturbation porn – Creepy Phone Sex Guy Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX 351

Hey Freaks! Hope you guys had a great weekend! Let’s start a brand new week of Distorted View with a visit from Satan! He’s back and he’s gone totally Hollywood! On Today’s Show: – Nudes in Church – Demons (and an insane amount of drugs) made me do it! – Babies shouldn’t drive Snail Mail:

Hey Freaks! Hope you guys are having a great weekend! It’s about to get greater, though, because it’s time for a brand new episode of DV! Since we didnt have a REAL wednesday show, I feel I owe this to you sick fuckers. On Today’s Show: – Dr. Feelgood (if you feel good being raped)

Hey Freaks! Back here for the Friday show! Remember, there will be a BRAND NEW episode of Distoted View tomorrow. Spend your weekend with Distorted View and get yet another dose of audiophonic stupidity. On Today’s Show: – A bad case of broken dick – Hong Kong loves their butt plugs – Giant Porn Stars!

Hey Freaks! Ok, we’re back on track here! Yesterday I re-played the Sextastic Tuesday show since the audio was all garfunkled up when I originally posted it. I never got around to producing a new show for Wednesday, so if you have a problem with that, suck it. Hard. Actually, I’ll do a brand new

Hey Freaks! It’s Tuesday! You know what that means…another doggone Sextastic Tuesday story for you. In addition to this audio perversion, we also have some crazy news stories for you! On Today’s Show: – Living with Mother (RIP) – Surprise! Look at my Crotch! Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX 351 Worthington, Ohio 43085 Links:

Hey Freaks! Back to start a whole new week of DV! I’ve got a new lady in my life! A Pug/Beagle mix, commonly referred to as a Puggle. I found her at a “Meet The Mutts” get-together at the animal shelter where all the cunty women work. I’ll put some photos of her on my

Hey Freaks! Back here for the big Friday program! Savor the tangy goodness of todays podcast, because it’s all you’re getting until Monday! On Today’s Show: – The Return of Gorilla Face! – Puppy Hangings – Pregnant and fucking crazy Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX 351 Worthington, Ohio 43085 Links: Greg The Bunny: Hil-Fucking-Larious