Hey Freaks, I think I fell into a coma last night. I totally meant to wak eup and do the show, but I didn’t. So when I come home from work I’ll slap up a Best-Of Show or somethin’ -Tim

Hey Freaks! It’s Tuesday, which means a brand new edition of Sextastic Tuesday. You can probably tell after listening to the show, I had a blast today. A Fantastic ST story (two words: amputee sex), excellent news stories (Crazians!), and the voice/emails from you were awesome. I give myself an A+. I love sucking my

Hey Freaks! Back with the Monday podcast! I’m a little cranky on today’s show, which is always a treat for you guys. Thanks for all the Emails, keep ’em coming! On Today’s Show: – Killed By A Banana – Swedish Cannibals – Camera Phone Crotch Shot! Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX 351 Worthington, Ohio

Hey Freaks! I’m back here one more time this week with a new batch of audio oddities for your ears to feast upon. Thanks to everyone who continues to send me newstips and audio/video shit. You guys are the best. On Today’s Show: – Umbrella’s in your ass – Toothy Prostitutes – Fuck that cancer

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show! In addition to the crazy, bizarre news you love, I’ve got audio from a celebrity sex video! Exciting! On Today’s Show: – Flashing Cock in Walmart – Shit Spying – Letting your babies burn Links: Butt Candle: Stick it! Mike’s Playground: Free Porn! Some Guy’s Myspace Page: Rawk! Snail Mail:

Hey Freaks! Back with more distortion for ya! Today we learn about A Neo-Nazi Tween Duo act! I think I mis-pronounced the name Prussian Blue on today’s show. Prussian (sounds like “Prush-in”) refers to old Germany, I guess. On Today’s Show: – Porn homework – Gay cannibals – Hey, there’s a fetus on your back!

Hey Freaks! Back with a brand edition of Sextastic Tuesday! I’m always looking for bizarre sex stories. If you run across one, Email it to me! Likewise, keep an eye and ear out for crazy videos and audio clips! On Today’s Show: – Shit covered phones – Stabbing necks and sipping Koolaid Links: TLA Raw:

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show! I so don’t feel like typing this out. On Today’s Show: – Hey, that’s my fetus! – Filthy People – Chewing on your Girlfriend’s Face Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX 351 Worthington, Ohio 43085 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Email: show@distortedview.com Podcast Alley: Vote! Listen to today’s podcast: Distorted View Daily: 1/16/06!

Hey Freaks! It’s the end of yet another week! I’ve had a blast with you, and can’t wait to do it all over again on Monday. Thanks for all the E-mails and voicemails. Even though i can’t read all of them on the air, I appreciate it! BTW, want to advertise on DV’s site? On

Hey Freaks! I’m having a blast this week with you guys! More great stuff to discuss including my impending financial doom, listener-submitted pictures, and of course: lube jobs. On Today’s Show: – Teabagging! – Where’s your condom!? – Bugs in your body Links: DV’s Flickr Page: A parade of visual stupidity Snail Mail: Distorted View