Hey Freaks! Another big show for you! At the top of the program we play another funny tech support call. My supply is starting to run dry, so if you have any funny calls or know where to find them, let me know! On Today’s Show: – Pregger teens running rampant in Ohio – Like

Hey Freaks! Back here with your Tuesday show! We’ve got some news of the weird, more liquid ass talk, and of course, a sextastic tuesday story for your ears to feast upon. On Today’s Show: – A pet motel that rents by the hour – The return of those Fucking signs! Remember: listen to the

Hey Freaks! I’m back to start a whole new week of Distorted View’s for ya! Along with some truly bizarre news stories, we’ve got even more crap for you to win. Liquid crap. On Today’s Show: – Sex change patient has buyer’s remorse – Blood drippings – A missing teen whore Links: Liquid Ass: Only

Hey Freaks! We find ourselves at the end of another week. Fear not because DV will be back this weekend for a Pledge Drive Special! It should be a really fun time, so keep checking back for that. On Today’s Show: – Granny’s grabbing balls! – Dumping shit in highschool – Bitch Dog: digital cable

Hey Freaks! Thanks for joining me on the Thursday podcast. Remember to listen to the program carefully and come up with a funny title for today’s show. The winner will snag a DV bumper sticker! On Today’s Show: – Depressed? Sniff some panties! – Bar hopping with toddlers – A Baby-Turd Links: Ebaum’s World: Great

Hey Freaks! It was a super slow news day and I was only able to scrape up two items. So, in addition to the strange news, I also talk about more bizarre sex acts and we learn about the first college specifically for prostitues. On Today’s Show: – The Diaper-Man strikes again! – A 7

Hey Freaks! We’re back with another DV, and this one is a long one! Those fucking Sextastic Tuesday’s stories always ends up making the show run long. This week’s ST is extra gross. On Today’s Show: – Fucking, Austria – Population: 8248 – Stinky, wet goat sex – A Desperate Housewife gets truckloads of vibrators

Hey Freaks! It’s Monday and I’m back to help get you through your shitty work-week. Funny I said “shit”, because a large portion of today’s show has to do with it. On Today’s Show: – Excuse me, but you havw smeared poop on your face. – Die you miserable bitch! – Plowing into the tight

Hey Freaks! We’ve got a huge Friday show for you! In addition to the crazy news stories, I also announce the big winner of “Show and Smell”, the nasty sounding porno DVD that ends up being pretty normal. Enjoy your weekend, and don’t forget to E-mail me with your comments, questions, queefs, and strange news

Hey Freaks! Enjoy today’s show! What else can I say? Wet shit. How about that? Don’t forget to E-mail me if you found some funny audio or video on the web. I love that kind of stuff. On Today’s Show: – Suicide amusement park! – Why old people should not be allowed to drive –