Hey Freaks! It’s hump day! Join me on yet another journey into the bizarre underbelly of daily news! Plus: weird sex sounds, vulgar language, and of course…. naked cottage cheese wrestling! On Today’s Show: – G-String loving doggy – Crack cocaine for your used car! – A Gay Basher with good taste in music Thanks

Hey Freaks! It’s been a crazy few days! I’m so glad to be back, spreading the distortion for all you twisted fuckers. On Today’s Show: – Padlocking your balls – Perverts are on the rise! – Teachers licking students Links Tips From The Top Floor: Make your naked photo shoots look great! Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Email:

Hey Freaks! We find ourselves at the end of the week! Fear not, we’ll be back on Monday to do it all over again. If you get bored this weekend, check out some of our past shows, submit and read some crazy news stories, or rub one out thinking about my hot, rash-covered body. On

Hey Freaks! Holy crap! I’m so tired! Sorry if I’m out of it on today’s podcast. It was a long day. Enjoy the show and don’t forget to join us back here tomorrow for the big friday finale. Or whatever. On Today’s Show: – Laxative Pranks! – Cockfighting ends in tragedy – Getting paid to

Hey Freaks! Back with more Distorted Views for you! Enjoy the madness. Again, sorry about the fuck-up on yesterday’s show. If you missed Tuesday’s show, check it out! And now…more crazy shit! On Today’s Show – Slutting yourself out to elderly people – Adventures of a toothless man – Cross-dressing, stun gun weilding, sex freak!

Hey Freaks! We’re back with a brand new DV! Woohoo. What better way to start the week than with a totally disgusting Sextastic Tuesday story!? Enjoy the vulgarity! On Today’s Show: – Swallowing dentures – Vomitting on teachers – Chemical ass burns! Thank you, Denny’s! It’s a new month and all the votes at Podcast

Hey Freaks! This is it! End of the week! Enjoy the show and we’ll be back on Monday (most likely) to start a whole new week of programs. Remember: Voting for the 1st Annual Podcast Awards ends on July 31st. distorted View has been nominated for Best Comedy Podcast, and you can vote once per

Hey Freaks! Phew! Late night, and I’m pooped. Enjoy the show today! Along with the fucked up stories, we are visited once again by Satan! It’s a jammed packed (and EVIL) program! On Today’s Show: – Homeless people’s souls are tasty! – Drunk man seeks out tits – Decrotive swords + domestic violence = hilarity

Hey Freaks! Back here for the Wednesday edition of DV. By the way, if you run across funny news stories, crazy audio / video files, or just bizarre web links, click here to submit a link. you can also read all of the submitted shit people have sent in. It’s Our Distorted View Action News

Hey Freaks! On today’s edition of Sextastic Tuesday: Teletubby erotic fan fiction. I shit you not. Enjoy the twsited madness! On Today’s Show: – Your mom spreads her legs for your friends…and you love it! – Attack of the German panty stealer! – Huffing compressed air (A Tim Henson endorsed activity) Vote for us at