Hey Freaks, Hope you enjoyed the Best-Of shows we played on the weekend, but we’re back now with new shows! BTW, don’t forget to check out our new feature! Read and sumbit freaky news stories online! Right from this very website!! Exclamation marks!!! On Today’s Show: – Daycare Truth & Dare – Underage Highschool Girls

Hey Freaks! Enjoy this end-of-the-week podcast! This weekend we’ll be playing a few Best-Of Shows! That’s right! Come back here on Saturday and Sunday for a few past episodes of DV as I dig deep into our vault and handpick a few golden turds. Distorted View is nominated for Best Comedy Podcast at the Podcast

Hey Freaks! All aboard the crazy train! We’re rolling through the week, and the news stories keep getting stranger. Enjoy the madness: On Today’s Show: – Attack of the Hemadrones! Meth addict invents new alien species. – Homeless man eats batteries/spoons. Unfortunate people amuse me! – Attack of the testicle ripper! Distorted View is nominated

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the stupidity of today’s program! If you run across any disturbing/twisted stories in the news, Email them to me! On Today’s Show: – More elderly crack whore stories – Man’s best friend with benefits – Killing and eating a woman’s face – Chopping off feet Somehow Distorted View has been nominated for

Hey Freaks! Tuesday’s are always a little sexier here on DV, and this week is no different! Along with twisted news, we’ve got a brand new Sextastic tuesday porn story for you to feast upon. Crreeeeeepy. On Today’s Show: – Grandma’s a crack whore! – Revenge of the return of the crazy cat lady –

Hey Freaks! We’re back starting a new week of Distorted View’s! Quite frankly, I think we’ve got some of the most bizarre stories EVER on today’s show. If you’re a twisted little bastard/bitch, you’ve come on a good day. On Today’s Show: – Injecting shit into the bloodstream – A bestiality farm! – Poop’s in

Hey Freaks! Friday’s here and we have a jam packed show to end the week. Enjoy your weekend, and rest up for another week of fucked up stories when we come back on Monday! If you get bored this weekend, vote for Distorted View over at Podcast Alley, E-mail/Voicemail me, or scream at a tree.

Hey Freaks! It was kind of a slow news day, so I apologize if the stories aren’t up to the high (low) standards we have set here on Distorted View. It’s still a good time. Plus another installment of me singing to paypal donors. On Today’s Show: – A corpse on the freeway – Fighting

Hey Freaks, Back with your Wednesday edition of Distorted View! Remember: If you run across a crazy news story, bizarre porno, or strange audio, E-mail me! On Today’s Show: – The bedwetter must die! – “It’s just a pumping party! What could go wrong?”, asks a now-dead tranny. – Elderly people and their flipping cats