Hey Freaks! Back with more crapola for you. I have nothing else to add, so here’s some random urine facts! Urine is 95% water, in which are dissolved urea, uric acid, creatinine, and other waste products. U.S. Navy Seals sometimes urinate in their pants during cold water training exercises, in order to stay warm. In

Hey Freaks! Back with a brand new edition of Sextastic Tuesday. It’s really quite disgusting. I know you freaks will love it. Plus, I’ve got more twisted news for you, and an E-bay Auction update! On Today’s Show: – Finger Foods – Naked Freeway Dance Party – Pedophile Shoe Fetishes Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Email: show@distortedview.com Podcast

Hey Freaks! Back to start a whole new week of twisted shit. On the show I mention I’d be providing the link to DV Radio, but Live365 continues to suck ass. It only allows me to play three songs by the same artist in a three hour period, and it thinks “Distorted View” episodes are

Hey Freaks! Back with a special Sunday show for you freaks. Skip church and tune in to farting ministers and sheep shit. Amen! On Today’s Show: – Fried Sheep Turds – Employee Spank-Off – Tragic Goth Masturbators Links: The Farting Preacher: The stench of salvation Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Email: show@distortedview.com Podcast Alley: Vote! Listen to the

Hey Freaks! Back with the Friday! Come for the fucked up news, stay for my rants against the elderly. Today: how an old man nearly killed me, and my sweet, sweet revenge. Enjoy! Want a Saturday show? Fork over some green, bitches. On Today’s Show: – The Horse Fucker Cometh – Seal Placenta – Smoke

Hey Freaks, Holy shit! I’m back with the Wednesday show! Enjoy the bad rapping, tourette’s-fueled screaming, and of course, the fucked up news. On Today’s Show: – Vomit Bags – Glued throats – Grillin’ Momma Links: The Closet Geek Show: Brent got us the audio of Drew Curtis from Fark! Thanks Brent! Brianisinyou: At first

Hey Freaks! Man, have I got a Sextastic Tuesday for you! It’s literally a HUGE show, clocking in at almost 28 minutes. It’s also, quite possibly, the most offensive sextastic tuesday story EVER. If you’re easily offended, I highly suggest you skip this one. On Today’s Show: – Hot Meat Cleaver Action – Mummified babies!

Hey Freaks! Hope you all had a fantastic weekend! It’s time to buckle the fuck down and start a brand new week of DV! Remember to help Spread The Distortion(tm) and tell everyone about the show! Bring some new freaks over to the dark side. On Today’s Show: – Mommy, why did you amputate me?

Hey Freaks! I’m back! I still have a cold, but fuck it all to hell. You’ll just have to deal with my sniffling and blowing my nose. Another great show! Will there be a Saturday show!? Only you can make the difference! Paypal today, enjoy audio from shit-videos tomorrow! On Today’s Show: – Fags Flame

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show! I have nothin else to add, so here’s the ingredients to Mountain Blast Powerade: Water, High Fructose Corn Syrup, Maltodexterin, Citric Acid, Natural Flavors, Salt, Potassium Phosphate…etc On Today’s Show: – Death: The perfect birthday gift – Flesh eating fish! Look years younger! – Placenta Yum Yum Cheryl: Check out