Hey Freaks! I’ve got a big show for you today. Tons of fun stuff to go over in addition to the crazy news stories. You’ll also hear my choking on balls. What the hell am I talking about? Tune in and find out! On Today’s Show: – An alcoholic dog – Yet another pervy teacher

Hey Freaks! Tampon talk continues on today’s DV! I’ve also good some great news stories, and you’re introduced to my evil twin who says the things I’m too much of a pussy to say. On Today’s Show: – Ex-Prostitute Nurses – Return of the biting teacher – Miss Deaf Texas didn’t hear it coming. Choo-Choo.

Hey Freaks! Back with a brand new episode! Thanks for all the E-mails and news tips! Keep them coming! On Today’s Show: – Penis chew toys – Why mobile homes and firecrackers don’t mix – An iron pipe to the head Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX 351 Worthington, Ohio 43085 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Email: show@distortedview.com

Hey freaks! Enjoy the Monday show! Too drunk to do show notes! On today’s show – A fecal flood! – The never-ending erection – rectums on fire! Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX 351 Worthington, Ohio 43085 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Email: show@distortedview.com Podcast Alley: vote! It’s your duty! Listen to today’s podcast: Distorted View Daily: 3/13/06!

Hey Freaks! What a way to end the week! An amazing Distorted View songs kicks off the show. Thanks to everyone who continues to send me news tips, audio, video, and all the other shit you freaks pass along to me. On Today’s Show: – Urine Flood – Psycho Goes to Walgreens – Is That

Hey Freaks! Another fun show today, aside from audio clipping issues. Warning: return of the shit slurper! I have warned you all! On Today’s Show: – Shit Death – Shit Smearing – Pigging out on corpses Links: Pounced: Furry Personal Ads! Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX 351 Worthington, Ohio 43085 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Email: show@distortedview.com

Hey Freaks! Here’s your Sextastic Wednesday! I’m still planning to have PK&J’s Jeanette read a story on an upcoming edition, so I want you guys to find the most twisted story you can for her. On Today’s Show: – Condom Trees! – Slithering Snakes – Sex Toy Vending Machines Links: July For Kings: Here’s the

Hey Freaks! The site is back up! RAWK ON! It’s been a shitty 24/36 hours as my server that holds the mp3’s wasn’t working and then distortedview.com’s mySQL database went tits up. I think everything is working now, and you should be able to access the past shows as well (the last 35 or so)

Hey Freaks! The Tim Henson Suicide Watch is almost over: Television critic Tim Goodman has reported that my beloved Arrested Development WILL be back. Showtime has signed a 2-year, 26 episode deal! Now, before the new season starts, rent or buy seasons one and two on DVD and see why I jizz in my pants

Hey Freaks! I’m back! Sorry there was no show yesterday! I really intended on doing one, but I just didnt have the time. To make it up to you, if you’re ever in the Columbus, Ohio area I will sleep with you. I’ll sleep with anyone, and I’ve got the crabs to prove it. On