Hey Freaks! It was a slow news day, but I think I found a few good ones for you. Now give Timmy a kiss. If you run across any funny news stories, feel free to E-mail them to me! On Today’s Show: – Vomit slurping – When dogs eat better than you do – Put

Hey freaks! It’s an educational program today as Distorted View teaches you a few lessons you’d never hear in school. Sit back, take notes, and let the learning begin. On Today’s Show: – We learn that Koko the Gorilla is a tit man – We learn why not to have breakup sex (your penis will

Hey freaks! I’m back to start a whole new week of Distorted View! Hope you feel rested and refreshed from the weekend, because today’s show is a doozy: OIn Today’s Show: – What happens when nudists go out for a fancy night on the town? and without a pocket to hold their wallet, how will

Hey freaks! We made it to the end of another week! Enjoy the show, and we’ll see you back on Monday! On Today’s Show: – Strangling Your Own Penis! – Stinky Children Get The Spray-Down – Drugged Food and Penis Potion Listen Now! Distorted View Daily 2/18/05

Hey freaks! Thanks to everyone who has offered to help with podcast hosting. It’s the stangest thing, but when I went to upload todays show into the system, all of the podcasts were there. the DV videos weren’t, but the podcasts were. So we’ll see what happens here. On Today’s Show: – An Elderly-Style Smackdown

Happy Valentine’s Day! We’ve got a great show for you today, including a special V-day message you can send to your loved one. On Today’s Show: -A drunk, child abusing drug addict is crowned Distorted View’s Mother of the Week (and it’s only Monday) -Male Hollywood star + fake penis = comedy platinum -The gay

It’s the big Friday show! Ok, it’s not much different from the other shows during the week. At any rate, enjoy the program! Don’t forget to E-mail me with your comments, questions, news of the weird, etc. If I read your mail on the show, you’ll be entered into the Great DV Extreme Makeover giveaway!*

Hey freaks! On Today’s Show: – Trying to make gay penguins go straight – Scalping children in the name of feminism! – A stupid story about a stupid dead turkey. Enjoy the program and we’ll see you back here tomorrow for the big Friday show! *hugs and kisses xoxoxo BFF 4ever* -tim Listen Now! Distorted

Hey everybody! Back here with a truly twisted episode of Distorted View! Enjoy the show, and don’t forget to E-mail me if you find a funny news story! On Today’s Show: -An animated frog penis -Cutting your testicles to make good on a promise -Electric Toothbrush Rectum Love