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  • December 18, 2023By Tim

    On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00  Introduction 00:02:16:24  Holiday Schedule / Air Fryer Success 00:04:02:03  Which Sovereign Citizen Is Crazier: Black And White  00:06:38:14  White Sovereign Citizen’s Gibberish Confuses And Angers Judge 00:12:26:05  Judge Shoots Black Sovereign Citizen’s Nonsense Down Quickly 00:16:51:20  The Blackulator Caucasitron Has Been Upgraded / Results 00:21:21:05  Groom’s Absolutely Horrendous Wedding Vows 00:26:56:17

  • December 15, 2023By Tim

    On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 03:54:14  I’m Sick With A New Computer  10:39:02  Angry Confrontation At The Pharmacy 15:13:18  Kanye Is Back To Talk More Shit About Jewish People 19:42:04  A Sexual Stump Fantasy 25:03:06  Santa Claus Age Regression Play Fantasy 31:53:23  Support distorted View Daily! 34:08:16  You Can Now Get Drunk On Doritos 38:26:24

  • December 15, 2023By Tim

    On Today’s Show: Today’s new episode of DV is going to be posted a little later today, so I’ve got a best-of show for you right now! Enjoy the dulcet tones of some crusty old crap, and I’ll be back a soon with your new dose of daily distortion. Links / Images: AI Transcript

  • December 14, 2023By Tim

    On Today’s Show: Getting a Baseball Sized Ben Wa Ball Lodged In Your Cervix Plus Convincing Straight Guys To Jerk You Off In The Name Of Healthy Kidneys Sexually Molesting A Manatee And One Man Has Been Romantically Linked To Many Many Trees

  • December 13, 2023By Tim

    On Today’s Show: 00:00:03  Introduction 04:53:07  New Twist In The Airfryer Saga 08:35:04  Drunk Youtuber Yells, Falls, Gets Police Called, etc etc 19:29:09  Trump Is Back With More Collectible Digital Cards 28:03:12  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 30:09:23  Putting The Stream In Livestream – Presidential Candidate Pisses On Mic 35:03:08  Florida Man Wants Compensated For

  • December 12, 2023By Tim

    On Today’s Show: Daniel Larson Takes An Entire Olive Garden Hostage Plus Getting Off To Sniffing Your Own Dirty Toenails There’s Still Time To Get Your Holiday Dick Filler For A Plumper, Girthier Cock Searching For Fifi The Prostitute at 2:00AM

  • December 11, 2023By Tim

    On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 01:58:08  Blood Diamonds – Coming Soon To The DV Store 05:36:14  Holiday Sideshow Deals! 08:18:14  A Youtube Princess Is Shitting On The Face Of Men 13:55:21  Miserable Disabled Elderly Man Gets Kicked Out Of Housing 20:08:03  Another Schizophrenic Youtuber Starts A Church In Their House 25:00:06  Steve Dawson’s Fake Voice

  • December 8, 2023By Tim

    On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:20:10  I’m In Air Fryer Hell 10:25:03  All It Took Was Matthew Perry Drowning To Get Lord Douche To Watch Friends 15:08:05  Obvious Drunk Woman Tries To Act Sober 23:25:20  THe Old Tiktok Virgin Is Back To Depress Us 25:47:05  A Special Talent Show “Song” 26:37:16  A Special Pokemon Cover

  • December 7, 2023By Tim

    On Today’s Show: Ball Spreaders, Spacers And Stretchers – Why is it so important to torture your testicles – DV Investigates Super Gluing A Dildo Inside Your Butt Shooting Your Man After Some Hot Playground Sex And Someone Stole A Waffle House Tattoo

  • December 6, 2023By Tim

    On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Get 25% The Mental Help You Desperately Need. Sicko. 02:59:00  Introduction 05:05:17  RIP To A Cock Destroyer 🙁 11:10:18 Happy Birthday Lvl80CatLady 12:33:15  Audio Of Bowser And Dry Bones Having Sex 16:54:24  So Much Bowser Porn Online! Bowser Bangs Luigi 19:53:21  Trans Sonic Gets Nailed By A Furry Wolf 22:21:01  The

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