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📆 Bonus Episode – Monday, May 12, 2025 On Today’s Show: 💬 Plus: Tim reflects on rich livestreamers, poor home décor decisions, and the dystopia of text-to-speech fights. 👉 Reminder: Tomorrow’s full-length episode is Sideshow Exclusive! Not a member? Sign up, ya cheapskate.
On Today’s Show: 🎈 Balloon Squeaks & Baklava Reeks 🔗 Links Mentioned: 🧠 Get More DV!Join the freaks on the Sideshow for exclusive full-length episodes, bonus shows, and private RSS feeds. Sign up via the site, Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or through Patreon. 🎙️ Support the Show 00:00:00 Introduction 01:37:23 Pistachio Cologne 05:04:03 Steven Asanti Is
On Today’s Show:We’re ending the week with a slathering of slop and sexual dysfunction! First up, an update on the original “Fat Man” of YouTube—turns out he scammed his own father out of $30,000 for scratch-offs and is now grounded like a 40-year-old teen. Then, we check in with the Manifesto of a Pornosexual, a
On Today’s Sideshow Exclusive: 🖕 “Punch Me in the Face!”: A drunken meltdown turns into performance art as one sad man begs to be assaulted, confesses to hating his wife, and challenges the laws of reality while cops politely ignore his requests for a knockout punch. Also: was he really coming from the library? Spoiler:
In this crime-tinged episode of DV, Tim reveals a sneaky consumer scam passed down from Lord Douche himself: the ol’ open-box return switcheroo. Is it fraud? Probably. Is it genius? Also yes. Then we dive into the world of big battery drama, where a man throws a tantrum (and a battery) over a failed warranty
Tim’s Rant: Trump’s New Holidays Audio Clips: Explicit and Absurd News Stories Voicemails Support the Show 00:00:00 Introduction 02:06:17 Trump Fumbles On His Newest US Holidays 07:49:02 Awkward Verbal Gay Dad Sex 12:01:09 Laying An Egg For Your Mistress 12:45:14 Human And Dog Shit Eater Andy Has Something To Say 16:44:03 Calling Dirty Butt Lover
On the Show Today: It’s Tuesday, freaks, and Tim’s back with a Sideshow-exclusive journey into the dark, greasy crevices of humanity! This one’s got it all: fast food erotica, holy water urination, incel cuisine, and fistfuck-related medical trauma. Just a typical DV episode! Coming Up on Today’s Show: 🌭 Ronald McDonald’s Greasy Lovemaking: A handwritten
On Today’s Show: Today on the Bonus Show:🚨 AI Doomsday Incoming! Tim reads a disturbing article about artificial intelligence, where one safety researcher gives humanity a 0.0000000000001% chance of surviving. Sleep tight!🤖 Despite the grim outlook, Tim continues to misuse AI for humanity’s “benefit”—including turning an old “pew pew” mic sound into an actual beat
Today on the show: Also Featuring: 📞 Voicemail Shenanigans: DV freaks weigh in on Minecraft movies, Ben Affleck’s autistic performance, and public access sleaze pioneer Al Goldstein. 00:00:00 Introduction 02:05:01 Lanky Loaf Bread 04:59:05 Meade’s New Song All About His Credit Card Fraud 10:05:03 Grandpa Teaches You A Lesson (And Other Weird Erotic Old Man
On Today’s Show: Tim shares the traumatic tale of discovering a tick burrowed deep in his luxurious mane, how he heroically extracted the parasite (after several failed assassination attempts), and the complete indifference shown by his loving partner, Lord Douche. Was it a woodland hitchhiker or a harbinger of Lyme disease? Either way, someone’s getting
