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Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Sextastic Tuesday showed up drunk, covered in sewer water, and somehow got even filthier from there. Tim wades through gay porn poetry, catastrophic anime scat fanfic, a trashy Uber overshare, a leg-free fetish surgeon, and a possible Brooklyn sewer orgy, all while bullying a birthday
Episode Summary Monday’s show is a real mixed bag of brain damage: a rogue helicopter patriot screaming about national security, Tim’s mom getting a birthday serenade through a garbage phone connection, boundary-coach nonsense, grocery-cart warfare, bird-soul rebirth, bent-phone scam artists, and two fresh Florida updates featuring a fish backpack and stolen breast-milk Stanley ambitions. Opening
Episode Summary Friday’s show is a real romantic buffet of human failure: anniversary pegging audio, a Thailand hookup meltdown, backyard gunpowder s’mores, illiterate adults short-circuiting on index cards, and Tim developing a fresh new celebrity grudge against Wil Wheaton. Sweet, stupid, and lightly singed. Episode Highlights Love, Pegging, and Anniversary Filth America Can’t Read Public
Episode Summary This Sideshow exclusive is a greasy little grab bag of AI stupidity, cop body-cam idiocy, trans surgeon traffic drama, corpse-dick justice, and one very proud baby-fur creep determined to make playground equipment feel unsafe again. Opening Chaos The show kicks off with a glorious old clip of a fat kid getting lit up
Episode Summary Today’s show is a lovely little buffet of public meltdowns, fake radio hell, McDonald’s breakfast propaganda, a therapist who immediately forgets therapy, an airplane aisle bulldozer, barn-ready Mead nonsense, and a Florida crack theme that really ties the room together. Opening Chaos A full-on McDonald’s breakfast sandwich ad assault opens the show, complete
Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary This Sideshow exclusive is a real grease fire of an episode, featuring an OnlyFans fan meetup that turns hostile immediately, a crystal-huffing herpes mystic with bees on the brain, some truly deranged porn commentary, and a double-shot of Florida filth in the news. Episode Highlights
Episode Summary Memorial Day on DV means patriotic confusion, old-person oversharing, racist seafood-service disasters, naked Florida menace behavior, and a fresh batch of dirtbag streamer filth. Tim also spends a shocking amount of time trying to fix the American calendar, which honestly might be the most reasonable thing in the whole episode. Opening Chaos Ongoing
🔥 Episode Summary Tim digs deep into the DV vault for a classic gay porn review episode featuring Palmer’s Lust — a low-budget gay thriller filled with terrible acting, bizarre accents, crystal meth energy, and desert hostage drama. Plus: wedding rap disasters, breakup folk songs, Walmart rebellion, Pornhub’s top searches of 2018, and giant satellite-visible
🔥 Episode Summary Today’s Sideshow episode dives into incel ministry outreach, VR harassment museums, horrifying “bad mom” fetish porn, fart-hole worship, and a Florida man who allegedly tried to burn down his apartment complex after being denied an apple. Plus: a truly deranged rapecore Hall of Fame nominee. 🙏 Mead Ministries Has Arrived Mead Skelton
🔥 Episode Summary Today’s episode spirals from fake vampire disorders and “trans leukemia” roleplay into a Walmart butt-eating confrontation, a McDonald’s fry contamination revenge plot, and a family receiving bonus human ashes inside an Amazon urn. Also: music designed specifically for fucking cars. 🚗 Faster Than Sex: The Car-Fucking Album Tim discovers a bizarre non-AI
