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On Today’s Distorted View: Alex Jones Addresses The Tranny Porn Found On His Phone Plus: A Granny Masturbates Loudly Can You Spot The Offensive Name For Jews On A Map BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say hi, suggest news stories, videos,

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On Today’s Distorted View: Daddy Long Neck Wants Some Fat Ass Play Plus Getting Horny Dolphins Off 90 Day Finance: Nigerian Scam Edition The Glory Hole gets renamed BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say hi, suggest news stories, videos, audio, etc.

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