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August 10, 2018By Tim
On Today’s Distorted View: Victim of a narcissistic husband or kook bananas bitch troll from hell? Coca-cola helps me keep my girlish 65-inch waist sliding down a pole half naked with a bag of your shit in tow BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail: 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail:
August 8, 2018By Tim
On Today’s Distorted View: Lost audio from Brandon’s mom? The delightful sounds of phlegm bubbles Flaming Gays Ignited the California wildfire A drug addict sees spiders so she promptly fondles her own breast BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail: 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say hi, suggest
August 5, 2018By Tim
On Today’s Distorted View: Commercial Nut Busting Part 2 Plus: A Highspeed Wheelchair Chase Robots Pleading For Their Life a man caught with marijuana just wants his mommy BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail: 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say hi, suggest news stories, videos, audio, etc.
August 3, 2018By Tim
On Today’s Distorted View: Fortnight Gets The Porn Treatment! Plus: Creep Catcher Nabs A Lady Pedo Elderly Showdown at the Costco and Dick Slapping A 4 Door Sedan BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail: 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say hi, suggest news stories, videos, audio, etc.
August 2, 2018By Tim
On Today’s Distorted View: More Xenu-Wave Music To Listen To While You’re Getting Your Thetans Audited Alex Jones is crying again Best time of year to show off your penis Dick Rot BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail: 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say hi, suggest news
July 31, 2018By Tim
On Today’s Distorted View: My Kitchen Design Lady Has an Impotent Boyfriend Repeatedly Screaming the N Word As a Way To Promote Your Business Fat Americans Are Breaking Donkeys L Ron Hubbards Sings the Hits BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail: 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say
July 28, 2018By Tim
On Today’s Distorted View: MTV’s Teen Mom Almost Shoots a Dude While Her Son Watches In Horror Plus The Sounds Of A Harmonica Ball Gag Infecting Someone With your Poisoned SPerm is no longer a felony 15 Minutes and Gender Change could save you $1000 on your car insurance BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY:
July 24, 2018By Tim
On Today’s Distorted View: Hot Dog Drama Leaving a Bad Taste Of Pussy In Your Mouth Impaled by a Flying umbrella Let’s give a bunch of pregnant woman erectile dysfunction medication and see what happens BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail: 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say
July 20, 2018By Tim
On Today’s Distorted View: Grannies got a dash cam on her scooter Which Lesbian is about to storm the Whitehouse and decapitate the president? Sex Toys strong enough for our armed service members DaddyOFive is now DaddyWithoutA Youtube Channel BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail: 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show
July 18, 2018By Tim
On Today’s Distorted View: Gargling With Literal Cocktails Sex With Tourettes: How weird is it? Teaching your kids to pole dance Period parties are a thing… I guess we should just go with the flow? BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail: 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say