ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Cincinnati Is Just The Worst When It Comes To Drivers And Rapists Shane Lee Investigates Tampon Hymen Popping Homework Sucks / Kids Need Life Lessons: The Rap Alex Jones Freaks Out At A Fried Chicken Joint Charlie Chaplin Was A Sex Freak Naked And Lotioned Up A Beach Full Of Dead Garfield

ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Our Next President Might Watch Porn With His Mom Sunday Burger Showdown: Where Is God In All Of This? Racist Rent-A-Cop Gets Beaten Up, Pulls Out A Gun Rape For Household Chores: An Even Trade? Caught With Fake Piss, Man Blames It On His Watersport Fetish Our New Post Office Box Address!

ON TODAY’S EPISODE: My New App For Fat People Looking For The Perfect Combination of Junk Food Vegan Vlogger Exposed For Her Meat Eating Ways. WATCH THIS and then THIS Leprechaun Incest, Drowning Fetish, Verbal Gays, Etc. The Scent Of Spunk Is Now Bottled Florida Man Rubs One Out Wating For A Disability Check Pancake

ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Youtubers Distraught Over Disabled Comments Vegan Loses His Shit Over Cheese Revisiting The Song That Fixed America’s Race Issues Tumblr Usage Plummets Cuz There Be No Porn No Mo Injecting Blood Into Sick Son In Order To GET SOME SERVICE Meth Tumblr Is Here To Replace Porn Tumblr   Our New Post

ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Pat Robertson Says Facebook Is A Hotbed of Lesbo Action! Needing Some Personal Space On The Subway Some Vintage Linda Finkle Screamo A Website Explicitly Producing Sitcom Porn Parodies Aunt Becky is Busted For College Admission Fraud The President Loves His Bitches (His Words, Not Mine) Sawing Off Your Hand For The

ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Forced Locomotion Sex – The Gritty World of Thomas The Train The Flabby American PSA Virtual Rape – The Game! Is Now On Steam A Stealth School Bus Creeper Tranq-ing Your Stepdad With Cow Sedatives   Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box 9575 Cincinnati Ohio 45209 BE A

ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Pat Robertson Is Obsessed With Weird Gay Sex The Devil Made Me Venmo Viggo Mortensen Brain To Brained Raped Me A Wildfire In Mama’s Yard Did I Use The N-Word Correctly? Today’s Special: The Barbecue Rub And Tug   Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box 9575 Cincinnati Ohio

Note: Today’s episode of DV is a Best-Of show. I’ll be back this weekend to give you a proper new show. ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Japanese Trans Anime Shocking Your Sperm To Sleep Back & White: Blowjob Challenge Edition Balloon Pussy Punting Woman Pegs Man Sex Email Get’s CC’ed to Co-Workers A Baby Has Been Brandished

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