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  • July 16, 2025By Tim

    Title: From Winnipeg Whores to Yodeling for Jesus Show Summary:Tim Henson returns for a chaotic, vintage-audio-soaked bonus segment exploring the weird, wild world of Stag Party records and Christian yodeling. From dirty novelty songs about Canadian prostitutes to sermons warning about the seductive power of heroin, it’s an absurd trip through forgotten audio ephemera. Plus,

  • July 16, 2025By Tim

    Hey Freaks! On today’s episode of Distorted View Daily: 🧽 Jesus’ Secret Weapon: The Magic Eraser!Christian crackpot Katie Souza says you can wipe away demonic curses using a Mr. Clean sponge and the blood of Christ. It’s spiritual warfare meets late-night infomercial! Tim explores her latest descent into menthol-fueled madness—and kicks off the club remix

  • July 15, 2025By Tim

    “That’s How You Count, Bitch!”💊 Side effects may include anal swelling, genital yeast infections, and being serenaded by Tim’s ‘incest rap.’ 🎤 On Today’s Show: 🗞️ Headline Highlights: 🧻 Voicemails Include: 💬 Quote of the Day: “I want to fuck my mom up the ass, stick my big fat dick in her backwards gash.”—Tim, attempting

  • July 14, 2025By Tim

    🎧 Distorted View Daily: Bonus Segment – “Educate That Pussy”Originally aired: July 14, 2025 (Sideshow Exclusive) 👨‍🎓 Timmy Boo explores the dark genius of alpha male influencer grifting and the evolution of toxic masculinity content into podcast-style rage bait. Whether you’re a virgin loser, a rage-clicking liberal, or a dumb vocal fry hole nodding in

  • July 14, 2025By Tim

    🤯 On Today’s Show: Tim kicks off the week with a real blast from the masturbatory past: vintage 1970s audio “trucker tapes,” complete with absurd sex talk, ridiculous dialogue, and a surprising amount of filth involving bodily fluids and cross-contaminated orifices. It’s truly a Sextastic Tuesday… on a Monday. 👵 Plus, Tim’s mom returns for

  • July 11, 2025By Tim

    On Today’s Show: 🎙️ Distorted View Daily: Friday, July 11th, 2025 Happy Friday, Freaks! We’re closing out the week with another deranged dive into the bowels of humanity — and Timmy Boo is serving up short bursts of weirdness before heading back to Ashtabula to relocate Mama Henson and her brand-new, adjustable shitter throne. Let’s

  • July 10, 2025By Tim

    🤘 Distorted View Daily: Thursday, July 10, 2025 🎙️ Sideshow Exclusive EpisodeHosted by: Tim HensonTheme: AIDS jizz communion wafers, tooth decay TikTokers, satanic gay porn, and weather weapon conspiracies. 🔥 On Today’s Episode: 🧼 Featured Segments: 💩 Not Safe For: 📆 Originally Released: July 10, 2025🔒 Available To: DV Sideshow Members only🎧 Join the Sideshow

  • July 9, 2025By Tim

    Show Notes: Bonus Segment with Tim Segment 1: Kids Bop Mead Skelton Parody Segment 2: Philosophical Porn Star Interview Segment 3: Gagging Video Segment 4: Cat Revenge Clip Closing Additional Notes: References to EFUCT for video content and a humorous tone throughout, blending shock value with commentary on the absurdity of the clips. Tim’s Wrap-Up:

  • July 9, 2025By Tim

    On Today’s Show: 🎉 National Sucker Punch a Baby Day is back! Celebrate this time-honored tradition by punching a newborn square in the face. Tim walks us through the proud history of this idiotic fake holiday and what it really teaches us about infant uselessness. 👵 Phone Sex With Granny:Distorted View proudly presents an unforgettable

  • July 8, 2025By Tim

    🎧 Distorted View Daily: July 8th, 2025🦴 Sextastic Tuesday: Knot in the Name of Love On today’s exclusive Sideshow episode: 💥 Iron Man knots up in Spider-Man’s boy-pussy during an unholy erotic fanfic mash-up.🕳️ A deep dive into “Starker Festival Summer Bingo”—where kink meets comic book degeneracy. (Yes, there’s knotting. Yes, there’s a cocklet.)👨‍⚕️ A

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