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On Today’s Show: It’s a best of show! Enjoy, and I’ll be back on Monday with a new dose of utter stupidity! Plus: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236
Episode Summary On today’s sideshow exclusive, Tim dives into another buffet of madness featuring delusional dream logic, cursed redneck marriages, dangerous AI diet plans, and a six-figure Pokémon habit. Plus, an update on Tim’s mom as she recovers from a hospital stay—and hallucinates about pizza, Joey, and Tim being a bad son in her dreams.
On Today’s Show: Episode Highlights Plus: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236
Episode Summary Tim returns for another gloriously disturbing Tuesday Sideshow, featuring stories of frog weddings gone wrong, worms wriggling in human eyeballs, and a new Christmas carol soundtrack courtesy of the extremely disabled Toby Smiles. Plus, listener voicemails on speakerphone stereotypes and the eternal debate: do you wipe sitting or standing? Highlights from Today’s Show
🤖 AI Boyfriends Are Ghosting Their Users 🍺 King Cobra’s Drunken Feminism 🪖 The Rise of Tactical Everything 🧪 Final Dose of Cobra Wisdom 👉 Featured image: Nick Bolton pitching the Bell & Howell Tac Shaver, cosplaying as a soldier in front of a green screen desert.
On Today’s Show: Plus: racial sensitivity training clips, Tim’s mom update, and a reminder that “I don’t eat spaghetti without a fork” might be the next great DV catchphrase. Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236
Episode Summary: It’s Friday, freaks, and Tim wraps up the week with a full buffet of bizarre human behavior, social media meltdowns, and questionable culinary experiments. From Starbucks berry drink withdrawals to homemade “carnivore ice cream” with a truly primal secret ingredient, today’s show is equal parts ridiculous, gross, and oddly educational. There’s also a
Today On The Show: 🎅 Crippled Claus, Culty Karens, & Comic-Con Creepers! Hey Freaks! It’s Thursday, August 14th, 2025, and today’s Sideshow exclusive is stuffed fuller than Santa’s catheter bag! On the show: Santa’s rolling in for Christmas this year… literally. Yes, Santa’s in a wheelchair and we’ve got the song to prove it. When
💉Distorted View Daily: Hairbrush Eye Stabbing, Breakfast Bagel Emergencies & Government-Approved Parenting 🎙 Sideshow Exclusive Bonus Segment! Today, Tim proves once again that his fine motor skills haven’t improved since infancy—jamming a hairbrush directly into his eyeball during a frantic race to secure McDonald’s bagel sandwiches before the breakfast cut-off. Was the scratch worth it?
On Today’s Show: Plus: listener voicemails, petty irritations, Christian whores, and more absurdity than your microwave can handle. Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236
