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Episode Summary: It’s Friday, freaks, and Tim wraps up the week with a full buffet of bizarre human behavior, social media meltdowns, and questionable culinary experiments. From Starbucks berry drink withdrawals to homemade “carnivore ice cream” with a truly primal secret ingredient, today’s show is equal parts ridiculous, gross, and oddly educational. There’s also a
Today On The Show: 🎅 Crippled Claus, Culty Karens, & Comic-Con Creepers! Hey Freaks! It’s Thursday, August 14th, 2025, and today’s Sideshow exclusive is stuffed fuller than Santa’s catheter bag! On the show: Santa’s rolling in for Christmas this year… literally. Yes, Santa’s in a wheelchair and we’ve got the song to prove it. When
💉Distorted View Daily: Hairbrush Eye Stabbing, Breakfast Bagel Emergencies & Government-Approved Parenting 🎙 Sideshow Exclusive Bonus Segment! Today, Tim proves once again that his fine motor skills haven’t improved since infancy—jamming a hairbrush directly into his eyeball during a frantic race to secure McDonald’s bagel sandwiches before the breakfast cut-off. Was the scratch worth it?
On Today’s Show: Plus: listener voicemails, petty irritations, Christian whores, and more absurdity than your microwave can handle. Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236
Today On The Show: ✋🍽️ Fine Dining Gets a Finger: Some people want an amuse-bouche before their appetizer—others want a pre-meal fingering right at the picnic table. Is public digital diddling the new restaurant trend? (Spoiler: The answer is “disorderly conduct.”) 📦🍆 Prime Pervert Delivery: An Amazon delivery driver in Spain goes above and beyond—right
💉 POZ Panic, Mead’s Creepy Chick-fil-A Love Song, and a Speakerphone Showdown Tim’s back for a bonus Sideshow segment after a sick week — and just in time for Poz Load Monday (yes, the jingle is stuck in his head and sometimes escapes into public spaces). Fresh from a doctor’s appointment where the bloodwork menu
Today on the show:💃 Richard Simmons returns from the dead to motivate your fat ass (and sing about eclairs)💻 When your AI girlfriend turns into an accomplice in an assassination plot🐭 The shocking common ground between vintage Disney cartoons and anonymous raw sex💦 Plus, it’s Pause Load Monday — and Tim brings you a very
Tim kicks off this Sextastic Tuesday with a sponsor request that could only come from a true DV degenerate: an AI-generated, filth-caked erotic novella pairing Kamala Harris and Joe Biden in a whirlwind of piss, scat, pegging, and Oval Office abuse. Yes, Lars from Orange County paid good money for this political porn nightmare, and
🏀 Distorted View Daily – August 7th, 2025 🍉🎙️ On Today’s Episode: 💩 Highlights & Low Points:📣 DV Announcements:🥳 Listener Birthdays:🗑️ Final Thoughts: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236
🎙 Distorted View Daily – August 6, 2025 – Sideshow Exclusive It’s a late but oh-so-nasty 🍑 Sextastic Tuesday and Tim’s diving headfirst into a 🤖 Brent Spiner erotic fanfic so graphic even Data’s emotion chip would short-circuit. Could this filth be penned by none other than 🥴 Gail Cord Shuler herself? The plot: ballroom
