On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 An Epic 4-Song Mashup 2:32.000 Worst Highschool Band Ever 6:29.714 Meade Skelton: Life Coach 11:02.000 Emotional Breakup Voicemail 16:02.570 Annoying Video Game Teammate 17:43.500 A Pastor Pissed Of Me 21:41.000 Scratched Up For Not Eating That Snatch Up 26:48.000 Smuggling Gold Up Your Butt 31:08.057 Voicemails / Ending 36:28.000 A

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Dating Around’s Worst Moments 1:32.000 The Church Of Gail Has Some Whores In The House 14:14.000 Words Of Wisdom From Porn Actors 17:30.000 Is Mike Tyson Ok? 23:52.000 Kanye’s Campaing Is In Full Swing 27:14.000 Freakish Cheek Implants 34:01.500 Voicemails / Ending 38:26.000 A new way to help support Tim

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 The Return Of Tsimfuckis 1:20.615 America’s Deadliest Amusement Parks 6:20.000 Chaos At The Drive-Thru Zoo 17:36.000 Australian Karen Hates Noise 21:34.848 Thanks For Being Sideshow Members 24:04.000 Hackers Can Lock Your Dick In A Cage 25:53.250 My Sht In A Box 30:46.000 Drunk Man Pissing And Masturbating In The Front

On Today’s Show: Name Start Introduction 0:00.000 Corey’s Working On Carbon Chaperone 2020 1:54.000 The KKK Has A Party Line 6:59.500 Woman Freaks Out Over Wi-Fi Password 10:10.000 Marker 5 12:08.027 Singing Badly For Nearly Two Hours Straight 14:30.000 Chris Chan Talks To His Long Estranged Brother 16:53.250 School Principal Says “N-Word” / Punishes Students

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 My Weird Dream 1:32.125 Senior Discount Showdown 7:30.750 Terri Pope Is Back To Terrorize Another City Council Meeting 16:00.875 A Therian’s Buttplug Tail Collection 20:12.333   23:14.745 Demonic Possession On Flight 930 26:22.000 Cops Being Harassed By A Big Dildo 30:36.000 A Surgeon Liked To Take A Piece Of All

On Today’s Show: Name Start Introduction 0:00.000 More Religious Pranks 1:46.000 DV’s Schizophrenic Of The Week 7:26.500 Loud Angry Woman Rants About Her Park 11:48.000 Fatty Fighting Mukbangers At It Again 18:18.000 Swallowing A Tooth Brush 23:41.500 Sex Business Want Some COVID-19 Stimulus Money 29:04.000 Choking On Dat Bone 33:40.000 Voicemails / Ending 38:46.758 A

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Percy Jackson / Satyr / Centaur Sex 2:06.000 The Opposite Of Domestic Bliss / Relationship From Hell 14:22.000 Thanks For Being Sideshow Members 27:01.816 Selling Reused Condoms 27:32.000 Freak Slices Of Ears And Nose 32:19.000 The Need To Defecate Is Not A Defense 37:40.500 Voicemails / Ending 42:22.000 A new

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On Today’s Show: Start Name 0:00.000 Introduction 2:15.625 Little League / Big Asshole 10:17.354 Gabrielle Chana Is Now An Insult Comic 15:40.089 Pat Robertson Laughs At Satanic Sacrifice 21:09.662 Linda Finkle HOFs 26:42.682 The Pelosi Pooper Speaks Out 32:37.766 Red Lobster Gets Even More FANCY 36:08.354 Traumatic Triple Tijuana Tit Jobs 40:18.105 Voicemails / Ending