ON TODAY’S EPISODE: The Exquisite Sounds Of IBS Shit A Song About Lost Love And Chicken Nuggets Whose Catch Phrase Is “BETA MALES!!” Babies Have Been Given A Drug That Turns Them Into Werewolves When Two Personal Trainers Marry, The World Suffers Laying Down 12,000 Screws On The Road To Slow Down Your Ex  

ON TODAY’S EPISODE: A Militant Furry Shares His Views White Female Children Are The Real Oppressors A Local News Anchor Called Her On-Air Co-Host An Ape A Tiny Drill To Fit Into Tiny Hispanic Hands Robot Sex Dolls Will Strangle You (And Not In The Good Way)   Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted

ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Seriously, What Is Up With This Family? Homeless Man Brings Dead Raccoon Into McDonalds With Him A Talking Blow Up Doll Popeyes Is Getting ROUGH Lopsided Erections Police Piss Problems A Cucumber “Just Slipped In”   Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box 9575 Cincinnati Ohio 45209 BE A

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ON TODAY’S EPISODE: A TV Special That Aired 12 Minutes of Cheese Commercials Jesse Lee Peterson Is Back And Mumbling The Pirate Ghost Bride Is Upset People Think She’s Crazy TV Man Delivers Old Television That No One Wants Woman Beats Animal Activists, Horse Kills Woman   Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View

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ON TODAY’S EPISODE: President Reagan Was A Little Racist I Was Tricked Into Liking Christian Music AGAIN Tough Sovereign Citizen Ladies Have The Best Screams Cockgagging Should Now Be Tagged “Puke Deepthroating” For Proper SEO Finding A Dead Baby In The Freezer Including Your Name and Address When Robbing A Bank Bagels and Porn