March 23, 2017By Tim
Top Of The Show: One DV Youtard has unlocked his Super Schizo Beast Mode Group sex done WRONG. News: Parents give birth to human dartboards! When your dick is too hidden to intimidate Religious TV Network goes XXX A new way to help support Tim / Distorted View – Check out our Patreon page Other
March 21, 2017By Tim
Top Of The Show: Trans VS Mental Case: a love story/fight Can you tard again? News: Another domestic bleaching situation! 80 Year old porn actress retires A vagina that scraped a man’s penis, leaving it spraying blood EVERYWHERE A new way to help support Tim / Distorted View – Check out our Patreon page Other
March 17, 2017By Tim
Top Of The Show: Uber Fights: Episode 13 A Woman tries to make you like dick Queefing into toys: Watch on Youtube! News: A sickle to the dick Rise of the porn detection dongles Fired for flatulence A new way to help support Tim / Distorted View – Check out our Patreon page Other Things: VOICEMAIL LINE
March 14, 2017By Tim
Top Of The Show: Satanic folk rock Youtard singing in a restaurant Butch women farts matter Link and Gannon go gay News: Forcing your partner to drink bleach The Vampire Dick procedure could ad length and girth First microwaves spying on Americans and now sex toys A new way to help support Tim / Distorted
March 9, 2017By Tim
Top Of The Show: The mentally handicapped are coming to a neighborhood near you! The gayest firework apparently deserved its own PSA in the 90’s News: Justin Bieber imposter tricked 900 underage nude pics out of girls Marriage with no sex for 10 years? You’re not going to need that dick anymore, says wife. Eating
March 8, 2017By Tim
Top Of The Show: A Viking Battle Cry of “CUNT” A new way to “sing” using only one breath Yet another Linda Finkle Hall of Famer News: A New Catholic Church scandal! Poisoning your man to become impotent Poisoning your woman to give her Diarrhea and to steal her money A new way to help support
March 3, 2017By Tim
Top Of The Show: Horrible made up words by a mad man Alex Jones has evidence of human fish babies Hypnosis to trick your brain into thinking your sitting in poop News: One lawmaker got his degree from Prime Beef University Donations made to Planned Parenthood in an anti-abortion pastor’s name Vegan goes GTA on a
March 1, 2017By Tim
Top Of The Show: A mobile phone you can stuff in your ass This leads me to a brilliant new business idea A christian clock that will annoy the fuck out of you 24 times a day News: Another religious cult with weird sex rules and abuse allegations I caused a national slime shortage Subway
February 27, 2017By Tim
Top Of The Show: Caitlyn Jenner is pissed at Trump A Youtuber records his everyday life tormenting his children News: ICP fan sacrifices her finger for no good reason Old people being productive / getting ready for death A man got thrown out of the mall for wearing short shorts A new way to help
February 22, 2017By Tim
Top Of The Show: The legend herself, Linda Finkle, is back! She’s made a music video! WATCH! A porn scene goes from bad to worse News: A woman who smells like fish, onions, and poop A live enema (FOR CHARITY) A nailgun to the groin. See: A new way to help support Tim / Distorted