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  • March 23, 2017By Tim

    Top Of The Show: One DV Youtard has unlocked his Super Schizo Beast Mode Group sex done WRONG. News: Parents give birth to human dartboards! When your dick is too hidden to intimidate Religious TV Network goes XXX A new way to help support Tim / Distorted View – Check out our Patreon page Other

  • March 21, 2017By Tim

    Top Of The Show: Trans VS Mental Case: a love story/fight Can you tard again? News: Another domestic bleaching situation! 80 Year old porn actress retires A vagina that scraped a man’s penis, leaving it spraying blood EVERYWHERE A new way to help support Tim / Distorted View – Check out our Patreon page Other

  • March 17, 2017By Tim

    Top Of The Show: Uber Fights: Episode 13 A Woman tries to make you like dick Queefing into toys: Watch on Youtube! News: A sickle to the dick Rise of the porn detection dongles Fired for flatulence A new way to help support Tim / Distorted View – Check out our Patreon page Other Things: VOICEMAIL LINE

  • March 14, 2017By Tim

    Top Of The Show: Satanic folk rock Youtard singing in a restaurant Butch women farts matter Link and Gannon go gay News: Forcing your partner to drink bleach The Vampire Dick procedure could ad length and girth First microwaves spying on Americans and now sex toys A new way to help support Tim / Distorted

  • March 9, 2017By Tim

    Top Of The Show: The mentally handicapped are coming to a neighborhood near you! The gayest firework apparently deserved its own PSA in the 90’s News: Justin Bieber imposter tricked 900 underage nude pics out of girls Marriage with no sex for 10 years? You’re not going to need that dick anymore, says wife. Eating

  • March 8, 2017By Tim

    Top Of The Show: A Viking Battle Cry of “CUNT” A new way to “sing” using only one breath Yet another Linda Finkle Hall of Famer News: A New Catholic Church scandal! Poisoning your man to become impotent Poisoning your woman to give her Diarrhea and to steal her money A new way to help support

  • March 3, 2017By Tim

    Top Of The Show: Horrible made up words by a mad man Alex Jones has evidence of human fish babies Hypnosis to trick your brain into thinking your sitting in poop News: One lawmaker got his degree from Prime Beef University Donations made to Planned Parenthood in an anti-abortion pastor’s name Vegan goes GTA on a

  • March 1, 2017By Tim

    Top Of The Show: A mobile phone you can stuff in your ass This leads me to a brilliant new business idea A christian clock that will annoy the fuck out of you 24 times a day News: Another religious cult with weird sex rules and abuse allegations I caused a national slime shortage Subway

  • February 27, 2017By Tim

    Top Of The Show: Caitlyn Jenner is pissed at Trump A Youtuber records his everyday life tormenting his children News: ICP fan sacrifices her finger for no good reason Old people being productive / getting ready for death A man got thrown out of the mall for wearing short shorts A new way to help

  • February 22, 2017By Tim

    Top Of The Show: The legend herself, Linda Finkle, is back! She’s made a music video! WATCH! A porn scene goes from bad to worse News: A woman who smells like fish, onions, and poop A live enema (FOR CHARITY) A nailgun to the groin. See: A new way to help support Tim / Distorted

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