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On Today’s Distorted View: Should you try sticking your dick in a Roomba vacuum robot? Distorted View Investigates plus: It’s Turd Swallowing Thursday The Smell of 150 Rotting Corpses Comic Book Loves Finally get to gave upon Batmans Flaccid Cock BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail: 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The
On Today’s Distorted View: Blowies With a Side Of Snot President Toadstool / Waluigi Likes Fat Aerolas My New Friend The Angry Trump Supporter Calls Me Again and Projectile Shit Weaponry BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail: 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say hi, suggest news stories,
On Today’s Distorted View: Note: Today’s episode of DV is a Best-Of Show. I’ll be back this weekend with a new show for everyone and Sideshow freaks will be receiving a new video. The Mentally handicapped are getting into college programs The dumbest looking alarm clock ever SChool work involving pubic hair and dead soldiers
On Today’s Distorted View: Another Dumb Cunt Blocks Traffic Plus:What is Balloon Necking? Faking a Mental Illness Just So You Can Shit Yourself Police Respond To a BOGO Coupon Dispute BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail: 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say hi, suggest news stories, videos,
On Today’s Distorted View: The Blazing Wildfires of California Why Women Who Just Had A Full Face Transplant Don’t Give The Best Interviews Chomping On Dick To Escape a Raping and Ripping Out an Old Mans Colostomy Bag BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail: 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show
On Today’s Distorted View: I want to swim in the fatness of your thighs They be Shooting at us up here in Cincinnati Luring children to your yard To electrocute them macaroni and cheese and meatloaf and mash potatoes and macaroni and meatloaf and mash potatoes and macaroni and cheese Oh, and this: BE A PART
On Today’s Distorted View: I’m very musical. I play the pussy horn plus: liquid cat in a toilet 2 feet of dong stuck in you and fucking aquatic rodents BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail: 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say hi, suggest news stories, videos, audio,
On Today’s Distorted View: As promised a short Sextastic Weekend story about human cows. BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail: 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say hi, suggest news stories, videos, audio, etc. Discord: The DV discord server! Chat with like-minded monsters. The DV Subreddit: Share links
On Today’s Distorted View: Alex Jones Addresses The Tranny Porn Found On His Phone Plus: A Granny Masturbates Loudly Can You Spot The Offensive Name For Jews On A Map BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail: 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say hi, suggest news stories, videos,
On Today’s Distorted View: Daddy Long Neck Wants Some Fat Ass Play Plus Getting Horny Dolphins Off 90 Day Finance: Nigerian Scam Edition The Glory Hole gets renamed BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail: 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say hi, suggest news stories, videos, audio, etc.
