Hey Freaks! Hope you all had a fantastic weekend! It’s time to buckle the fuck down and start a brand new week of DV! Remember to help Spread The Distortion(tm) and tell everyone about the show! Bring some new freaks over to the dark side. On Today’s Show: – Mommy, why did you amputate me?

Hey Freaks! I’m back! I still have a cold, but fuck it all to hell. You’ll just have to deal with my sniffling and blowing my nose. Another great show! Will there be a Saturday show!? Only you can make the difference! Paypal today, enjoy audio from shit-videos tomorrow! On Today’s Show: – Fags Flame

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show! I have nothin else to add, so here’s the ingredients to Mountain Blast Powerade: Water, High Fructose Corn Syrup, Maltodexterin, Citric Acid, Natural Flavors, Salt, Potassium Phosphate…etc On Today’s Show: – Death: The perfect birthday gift – Flesh eating fish! Look years younger! – Placenta Yum Yum Cheryl: Check out

Hey Freaks! It’s Tuesday, and I’ve got a new Sextastic Tuesday story…with a little help from some friends. Enjoy the insanity. On Today’s Show: – Flame On, Buick Skylark! – The Piss Bucket – Sewing lips Links: Me & The Bean: As heard on today’s DV! THe PK&J Show: Just one more reason why I’m

Hey Freaks! You did it. You won me over with that smile of yours. More importantly, you came through with some Paypal donations, and so I’m more than happy to present to you a Saturday show! Enjoy the program, have a great and safe Easter, and join me back on Monday to do it all

Hey Freaks! It’s new music Friday as we unveil Ty’s brand new DV song! Plus, we’re getting closer to finding doll porn! If the donations come in, I’ll do a Saturday show! If not, have a great weekend and I’ll see you back here on Monday! On Today’s Show: – A Cup full of poop

Hey Freaks, Enjoy the podcast! Lots of great audio today along with some twisted news. I’ll be back tomorrow and possibly Saturday with more crap. On Today’s Show: – Spear fight! – Drool or cum? You decide – Fakin’ Cancer Link: Snopes: The Truth on Fanta Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX 351 Worthington, Ohio

Hey Freaks! America’s Favorite Podcast* is back with a brand new episode! Hey, why not fork over some cash? I need it more than you, and I’m a goddamn media darling. Paypal me today, get a DV bumper sticker sometime within the next year and a half! On Today’s Show: – Old men whacking off

Hey Freaks! It’s a brand new week full of optimism and endless possibilities! It only takes a day or two to break my spirit and render me semi-suicidal, so enjoy today’s podcast where I’m happy, upbeat, and vulgar as usual. On Today’s Show: – Teen Prostitute Crack Addict Action Squad – Sniff Freaks! – Asparagus-picking

The show is coming in late, but if you’re on the West Coast, it’s still Saturday! Enjoy the weekend program, and I’ll see you back on Monday to start a brand new week of audio insanity! On Today’s Show: – Is that a gun in your vagina? – Skillet face! – Rubbing one outside Snail