Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Friday program and I’ll be back tomorrow for a Saturday cast* On Today’s Show: – Tasering the elderly – Stealing from cancer kids – Pedophile photoshoot! Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX 351 Worthington, Ohio 43085 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Email: show@distortedview.com Podcast Alley: Vote For DV! Listen to today’s podcast: Distorted View

Hey Freaks! What a day! Unicorn sex videos, clips from Madge Weinstein’s Yeast Radio, plus all of the bizarre news stories you’ve grown to tolerate(tm)from DV. Enjoy the stupdity! On Today’s Show: – Explosive penis enlargements – White trash / latin trash baby showers – XXX bibles Links: Unicorn Porn: Everyone say, “Thank You, Wes!”

Hey Freaks! I’m back after our Classique Sextastic Tuesday show. Today’s program is jam-packed and I had a blast taping it. Hope you enjoy the insanity. On Today’s Show: – Why does the tip of my broomstick smells like shit? – Glued asses – He blowed up his hand Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX

Hey Freaks! Back to start a whole new week of shows with you! Remember: if you have a funny video/audio clip, or a newstip, E-mail me! While I can’t reply to all of your mail, I definately DO appreciate it. You guys rock! On Today’s Show: – Castration Dungeon – Beaten and shit-faced – Teacher

Listen to today’s podcast: Distorted View Daily: 4/01/06! Podcast Alley: It’s a new month! Vote for DV! Email: show@distortedview.com Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Links: Lazy Boy: Made a DV Flash Cartoon and It’s fucking hilarious! – Babies + Freezer + Concrete = DV Gold – Piss Pop – How much is your toddler worth? On Today’s Show:

300th Show! Hey Freaks! Who would have thought I would stick with DV for over 300 podcasts! More puzzling is why YOU stuck with DV for over 300 podcasts! Thanks so much for all of your support, emails, voicemails, donations, gifts, etc. You freaks are the BEST! On Today’s Show: – Litter Jizzing – Pour

Hey Freaks! I’m back here once again, doing my thing. Thanks for all the great E-mails and paypal donations! Remember, you get a bumper sticker when you donate! It’s called an incentive (or a bribe). Thanks to Taylor for sending in the funny weatherman clips. I forgot to thank him on the show. On Today’s

Hey Freaks! It’s Tuesday…and it’s Sextastic! That’s right, I’ve got a brand new story for you today. It’s more insensitive than it is gross, so all of you who are squimish about the content, you may want to check out today’s show. It probably won’t make you vomit 🙂 On Today’s Show: – The bleach

Hey Freaks! Back with the big Monday show! I’ve got it all today: cola, hair, And show news! If you’d like a bumper sticker, paypal me some cash and I’ll get one out to you! On Today’s Show: – Poodle Rape – Shit Slippin’ – Armless drivers Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX 351 Worthington,

Hey Freaks! I’m back with the Friday show! Thanks for all the great E-mails, voicemails, and news tips coming in! You freaks rock! Enjoy the weekend, and we’ll be back on Monday! On Today’s Show: – Sword-forced blowjobs – Farty chairs – Oil me up! Links: Tim & Eric: Tim got stabbed by some drugged