Hey freaks! We’re back with a brand new podcast for ya! On Today’s Show: -Why you shouldn’t give an axe to a crazy man during Sunday School. -A Chinese man who pimped out his wife to compete with Yahoo Personals. -I guess “sheep brains” are what’s hidden in “Hidden Valley Ranch”. The secret has been

On Today’s Show: -The Scud missile goes to the highest bidder! -How many vibrators does it take to satisfy a shop lifter? -The story of one drunk who wouldn’t take “last call” for an answer -Sexually aroused by surgical masks? You’re not alone (but still a freak) Enjoy the show, and we’ll back tommorow! -Tim

The mystery of my stolen car has been solved. If you’ve been following this aspect of my life, tune in to the shocking conclusion! In addition to this, On Today’s Show: -Robbing an adult store for a blow-up sex doll. -Home castration! With the Internet, it’s now possible! -A penis-pumping judge! Taking more than just

Hey freaks! Thanks for checking out the podcast! It’s a good one today, and that’s a Tim Henson Promise(tm). The links still aren’t working because I’ve been busy all this week glued to VH-1’s I Love The 90’s with my friends as we sip on quintessential 90’s alcoholic beverage Zima. It’s NNASSSTY but I wouldn’t

Back here for your hump day show! What else can I say? On Today’s Show: -Killing your mother with the help of your neighbors pit bulls. While I read this on the show I realized it isn’t so much funny as it is tragic. And we all have a good chuckle over that. -Which celebrity

Hey Freaks! Website update: I guess on some computers the page looks like crap, while on others it looks pretty good. So, I’ll be tweaking the site’s nipples during the next few days, getting the links (finally) working, and making it pretty for all to see! Now let’s get to the important stuff! On Today’s

Welcome back, everybody! Hope you all had a great weekend. I haven’t had any takers on our “Buy Tim A Brand New Car” contest, so I have to urge all of you to enter the drawing…and enter quickly. I need a car. Or a scooter (electric) On Today’s Show: -How could you possibly get a

It’s the big Friday show and boy is it a doozey! On Today’s Show: -DV NEWS FLASH: People are allowed to have sex in Sweden. Specifically loud, rocking, tit-slapping, stinky sex. Swedish sex is nnnnaaughty. -Abe Lincoln is a homosexual! It’s true becuase some author says it is. Oh, and Distorted View has the original

What a day. It was awful. Listen to the show to learn all about my crappy life! Despite my grave misfortunes, I’m back with another dose of Distorted View for you! On Today’s Show: -Police shock the shit out of a nude jogger after repeated attempts of apprehending him -Granny seals her eyes shut when

Hey Freaks! The week is just rolling right along, and Distorted View is here to document some of the world’s stupidity that you probably haven’t heard about: On Todays Show: – Pig Roasting in your house. Sure, it sounds like a good idea, but tune in to today’s show to hear why it might be