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🎙️ On Today’s Show: Tim Henson opens this Sideshow-exclusive Tuesday edition of Distorted View Daily by proudly announcing DV’s new text hotline — the unforgettable 4HAIRYCUNT mobile line (that’s 442-479-2868). You can now text in your freaky finds, filthy thoughts, and cursed memes directly to Tim. From there, the show dives deep into hell—literally—with a
On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Text DV: 442-479-2868 (4-HAIRYCUNT) 00:18:08 Introduction 01:47:24 Popper Sex / Emptying Your Bowels 06:34:19 Bizarre Sex Toys: Sticks Of Butter / Pencils / Furby’s 10:18:10 Pro MAGA UFC fighter Turns His Back On Trump 16:01:03 A Fat Mermaid Plays Victim Under The Sea 20:23:05 Are Borax Enemas A good Idea? Answer:
On Today’s Show: Cold Open Sponsors & Support Main Segments 1) “Gourmet Out of Nothing” (…from a can) 2) Mom Check-In ❤️ 3) Mugshot Mayhem 🚔💦 (Content warning: slurs, bodily fluids) 4) Baby Andy Update 📞🍼 5) Keanu Close Call 😬🚗 6) “Who’s White?” with Nick Fuentes 🙄 7) Crazy Bizarre Twist-’em-Ups (News) Voicemails 00:00:02
It’s a wild Thursday Sideshow exclusive of Distorted View Daily — sponsored in a rare double-feature by both Greg from Austin and The Wife from Austin, celebrating their 16th wedding anniversary and listener Gauntlet’s birthday. Tim celebrates the only way he knows how: with fat activists on oxygen, penile surgery performed in a Toyota Corolla,
On the Show Today: 🕯 Farewell to a Legend: Adam & Eve’s Final Blowout After 15+ glorious years of dildos, anal beads, and promo code FREAK, Adam & Eve is ending its long-running sponsorship of DV. Tim takes a moment to grieve the relationship the only way he knows how — with a Boyz II
🧠 Today on the Show Tim dives headfirst into one of the strangest moral panics to ever hit Reddit — women furious about being “non-consensually masturbated to.” Yes, apparently even your own boyfriend needs written permission before thinking about you while jerking off. Tim explores this absurd new frontier of sexual “thought crimes” and introduces
Sponsor: Quantum Energy Squares — 10g of protein, 100mg caffeine. Use code FREAK for 25% off. On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Sponsor: QuantumSquares.com – Get 25% Off With Promo Code FREAK 00:19:20 Introduction 02:21:11 What The Hell Does This Listener Sponsor Want? 03:26:08 The Wheel Of Misery Returns 07:39:11 A New DV Number To Remember: 4-HAIRYCUNT
Sponsor: Old Glory — use code FREAK for 15% off at OldGlory.com On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Awesome Pop Culture Apparel – OldGlory.Com PROMO CODE: FREAK 00:17:09 Introduction 02:02:03 Listener Sponsor – Clamp Down On That Tit Audio 06:08:20 Racist Drunk Nurse Loses Her Job 12:20:13 Alexyss K Tylor Talks About Halloween Pussy 20:26:05 Parking Lot
🎙️ Episode Summary Tim Henson returns with a Thursday Sideshow exclusive packed with bizarre arrests, deranged pickup artists, and the triumphant return of the Merkin. From a drunk woman’s self-arrest to Kim Kardashian’s new “pubic hair thong,” it’s another deeply twisted day in the Distorted View universe. 🧩 On Today’s Show 💄 Featured Story: Kim
On This Bonus Segment Show:💻 The Great Network Meltdown of 2025 Tim kicks off a short bonus show by recounting a midnight tech disaster: his home’s wired network goes down while Lord Douche is in Florida, triggering a long-distance IT meltdown. What follows is a symphony of FaceTime frustration, flickering patch panels, and 4% phone
