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Episode Summary Wednesday’s show is stuffed with Knicks-fan race diplomacy gone sour, a fascinatingly unwell ex-phone-sex philosopher, planet-India manicure logic, a drunken Jewish street meltdown, Brad Pitt’s penis-cream trademark drama, and scientists bravely counting everyone’s farts so the rest of us don’t have to. Episode Highlights Opening Chaos Phone Sex Theology and Pegging Economics Public
Episode Summary Tuesday’s Sideshow-exclusive mess features Grant MacDonald’s deranged Spotify message, a fresh descent into the world of Gooniversity, one truly unwell incest-false-allegation family feud, and a drunk driver who learned the hard way that Louisiana swamps come with teeth. Episode Highlights Grant MacDonald resurfaces with a bizarre Spotify fan-thank-you video and a brand-new song
Episode Summary Monday kicks off with Pride Month preacher hysteria, a fresh batch of internet swamp creatures, and three gloriously stupid news stories involving stolen adult diapers, mummy sourdough, and magic mushrooms for Alzheimer’s. Basically, civilization is hanging by a skid-marked thread. Episode Highlights Angela Cummings returns to celebrate Pride Month the only way she
Episode Summary Friday’s show is a proper freak buffet: Christmas rape audio, Katie Souza exposing George Costanza as a witch-mermaid operative, Indian airport fury, pedal-pumping car fetish weirdness, VRChat wedding sabotage, an old lady Liam Neeson scam beatdown, and a man turning cartoon characters into fleshlights for art. Somehow it all feels alarmingly on-brand. Episode
Episode Summary Thursday’s Sideshow exclusive is a sticky little nightmare featuring smegma enthusiasts, a He-Man review from a fully activated middle-aged man-child, anti-Muslim pool hysteria, fish-based office violence, and Ohio’s ongoing commitment to making child marriage sound folksy. Somehow it all hangs together like warm dick cheese under foreskin. Episode Highlights Opening Chaos Fetish Corner
Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Wednesday’s show kicks off with trans-on-trans warfare on Piers Morgan, detours through Down syndrome meditation and snore-job fetish research, then lands in the usual cesspool of busted Santas, casino hypocrisy, fake nurses, and a woman who thought a leaf blower was a bazooka. In other
Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Sextastic Tuesday showed up drunk, covered in sewer water, and somehow got even filthier from there. Tim wades through gay porn poetry, catastrophic anime scat fanfic, a trashy Uber overshare, a leg-free fetish surgeon, and a possible Brooklyn sewer orgy, all while bullying a birthday
Episode Summary Monday’s show is a real mixed bag of brain damage: a rogue helicopter patriot screaming about national security, Tim’s mom getting a birthday serenade through a garbage phone connection, boundary-coach nonsense, grocery-cart warfare, bird-soul rebirth, bent-phone scam artists, and two fresh Florida updates featuring a fish backpack and stolen breast-milk Stanley ambitions. Opening
Episode Summary Friday’s show is a real romantic buffet of human failure: anniversary pegging audio, a Thailand hookup meltdown, backyard gunpowder s’mores, illiterate adults short-circuiting on index cards, and Tim developing a fresh new celebrity grudge against Wil Wheaton. Sweet, stupid, and lightly singed. Episode Highlights Love, Pegging, and Anniversary Filth America Can’t Read Public
Episode Summary This Sideshow exclusive is a greasy little grab bag of AI stupidity, cop body-cam idiocy, trans surgeon traffic drama, corpse-dick justice, and one very proud baby-fur creep determined to make playground equipment feel unsafe again. Opening Chaos The show kicks off with a glorious old clip of a fat kid getting lit up
