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On Today’s Bonus Segment:Tim’s back with a special Sideshow-only ramble about the current dystopian shopping experience in America, where buying razors or tampons feels more like visiting a prison commissary than a store. 🔒 Everything’s Behind GlassFrom Walmart to CVS, products are locked up tighter than Fort Knox. Need deodorant? Better hunt down Glenda with
On Today’s Show: Musical Madness: WTF News Highlights: Also Featured: 🎶 Outro Song:“Sweet Dreams” Nestlé jingle remix from hell.🔥 “It will rape your mind” – an actual line from the DV intro. Consider yourself warned. 💥 Join the Sideshow!Get bonus segments and exclusive episodes all week long.Sign up at https://www.distortedview.com or in-app via Spotify or
It’s Sextastic Tuesday, and you freaks are in for a filthy one. On today’s show: Plus: Evelyn Padillas is still on fire (literally), Tamir’s spiritual cousin, and Tim’s frustrations with modern fast food continue. Sponsors: Extras: Link to the Zoophilia Wiki (if you’re brave/stupid enough). View the Darkie Toothpaste commercial + vintage mascot image. Our
Hey, Sideshow Freaks! Thanks for supporting this trainwreck. On today’s bonus segment, Tim has a juicy update to a viral meltdown at sea and explores how internet justice can sink faster than a leaky charter boat. 🛥️ Open Water Rage Update!Remember that Florida boat freakout from last week? Well, the guy screaming about being on
On Today’s Show: Happy Monday, Freaks! Tim Henson is back to kick off the week with a colonic explosion of stories that’ll make you laugh, gag, and rethink your decor choices. On today’s show: Plus:🏠 Tim and his mom recount the family’s bold interior design choices, including a red-carpeted Spanish-themed trailer with iron décor and
🎙️ Distorted View Daily – Classic Episode from April 1, 2015💀 “You’re listening to the festering, rotting corpse of a long-expired episode…” In This Time-Warped Episode:Tim finds himself trapped in a podcasting purgatory — doomed to read the same bizarre news story over and over (and over) again. Is it déjà vu? A glitch in
Tim Henson wraps up the week with an all-out freak parade featuring: 🎮 The Life Sim That Hits Back – A deep dive into Enzoi, the realistic life simulation game where spousal abuse is a feature, not a bug. Tim explores the virtual domestic violence Reddit thread that might just get him back into gaming.
Tim’s back with a juicy Sideshow-exclusive bonus segment, and boy, has the ghetto been poppin’ off. After staying up half the night anticipating a power outage from a storm (spoiler: it never happened), Tim was abruptly awoken by what sounded like explosions—or maybe gunshots. Either way, Lord Douche was unimpressed and went right back to
On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 01:55:07 Jesse Lee Peterson’s Amazing Sponsorship! 09:01:24 Woman Throws Dog Poop At Woman And Child 16:27:18 Screaming At A Toddler Regarding Your Hatred For Canada 18:05:02 Breaking Bongs For Elon Musk 20:32:21 Muslim Woman Has Trouble Eating On The Beach 24:42:07 Dianetics Commercial From The 80’s / 90’s 26:36:13 Sign
Tim is back with a gloriously unhinged Sideshow-exclusive episode and oh boy, this one runs the gamut from digital diarrhea conspiracy theories to racially-charged porn commentary and a teacher using children as human furniture. Just a classic day here on DV. 🌀 On the Show Today: 📌 Key Segments & Highlights: 💀 Sideshow Extras: 🗨
