Top Of The Show:
Let’s stop thinking of “shaming” as a bad thing. It works and is needed.
I play you a few clips of BBW ladies talking to their ass slaves.
A vocaloid singing a song about gay sex. Listen to it here.
Don’t mess with black grannies. They will cut you.
Apple Weird /Crazy/ Bizarre News:
Burger King employees are prank called about a potential gas leak and promptly smash all the windows out.
There’s only so much you can do to prevent crazy people from eating light bulbs
Cancer is a bitch. One man lost his dickhead because of it.
Other Things:
A listener thinks I should be promoting the suicide hotline because you all are clinically depressed
A caller details what the afterlife is probably going to look like for me
Experimenting with drugs might make you suicidal and retarded forever
My new podcast is going to be called Superfluous Jibber-Jabber
