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Picking Up Girls (Elderly Women) Over The Phone

January 16, 20191 min read

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Normally I don’t post videos on the feed, but the one I just finished working on is kind of like a mini episode of DV. Sorry you have to look at my face for nearly 10 minutes, but I think you’ll like:

In the video: We watch some a pickup artist try and fail to get girls I decide to start my own incel mentoring business We call up women on the phone and I try to pick them up with just the sound of my voice and my smooth lines (mostly about Kia cars) Normal episodes will resume tomorrow and we’ll do a proper show on the weekend to make up for this nonsense.

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